Pim Lammers eats your heart out
Roald Dahl, the well-known children’s author who wrote books for children, must also believe it. “Roald Dahl’s children’s books are being rewritten to remove language deemed offensive by the publisher Puffin.Puffin has hired sensitivity readers to rewrite chunks of the author’s text to make sure the books “can continue to be enjoyed by all today”, resulting in extensive changes across Dahl’s work.” So this is all invented by the kind of people who don’t find picture books about animals (animals!) diverse enough, to which all kinds of children’s book authors (who undoubtedly also signed the Hup Pim Lammers manifesto) agree with as willing D-pupils who are thick great trainer are grown. We actually came up with a joke about gender neutral oompa springpas but damn gender neutral oompa springpas are coming. Stop with us.
Guys this is a parody of a parody of a parody
