We share joys and sorrows in 15 posts about relationships! -DIWMOTZ

Me to the person: what worries you essentially the most about getting older? My eyes or my pores and skin bleeding? Him: Very sincere? …. THE AUTHORITY ON IT

I believed it could be a good suggestion to offer Joey boxer shorts with my face on them. For his birthday. At this time he put one on for the primary time… Remark: ❤️ Actuality: 👍

My boyfriend left a word on the fridge: “It will not work anymore… I am unable to take it anymore… I’ll my mom…” I open the fridge: the sunshine got here on on, the beer was chilly… what the hell is she speaking about…?

I lay there for 10 minutes and I had tooth. How do you kiss in a relationship/date/FWB? (I actually imply Belgian shit)

My father and mom are 68 and 65, have been married for nearly 45 years, they’re nonetheless clearly in love with one another and have a contest each night time to see who will get to mattress first If my subsequent relationship does not work out, I am ineffective.

It at all times seems like I am on the penalty bench when my boyfriend calls me “Josan” as a substitute of “sweetheart”

One of many many causes I like him ❤️🤣

Me: I met somebody final night time… Her: oh? Nicely, why do not you go there? I do not actually care, seize your stuff and go- Me: …throughout on-line video games, we cleared a dungeon collectively

My husband and I are searching for a 3rd celebration. Not for s*x, you simply resolve what we’re going to eat.

My husband simply determined to return clear with me after a 35 12 months relationship. Very unhappy. He admitted that he was a fan of Maywood previously.

I do know many {couples} argue in regards to the thermostat, however what in regards to the “large lights” in your house? I am going out when the lights are on, however my pal fortunately eats his breakfast below a ten,000 watt lamp that shines brighter than the solar. Kingdom? It isn’t needed.

My boyfriend and I developed a type of motto throughout our relationship: “If you happen to divide it by two, it is not so dangerous.” Which is definitely equal to ‘We’re two individuals with holes in our arms and we convey out the worst in one another.’ 👍

I simply noticed that my pal – with out consulting – ate the final Kinder Bueno. After 7 years of being collectively. Is it time to go away his stuff out within the rain or ought to I scrub his automotive first?

Very good, lengthy relationship. However my pal received a snowball from his grandma that performs the creepiest and weirdest Christmas track ever. He now at all times turns it on earlier than he leaves, however in such a means that I am unable to attain him. Being single is not so dangerous.

My pal prompt that we might have three sons, whom we’d name Wolf, Waspik and Wunderbar. I am unable to anticipate the long run with this man.