"USADA Head Travis Tygart Falls for Prank Call in Russia’s ‘Friendly Games’ Saga: Vovan and Lexus Expose Anti-Doping Conspiracy"

The legendary spies Vovan and Lexus continue with a series of video tricks with the American organizers of the sports and political conspiracy against Russia. This time, the general director of the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) Travis Tygart fell for the bait of the “African politician,” reporting on the Telegram channel of the handsome actors.

So here it is. To “protect” from the Russian Friendly Games, the scoundrel Tygart suggests blackmailing athletes who are ready to fly to Moscow:

“If you are going to participate in those Games that do not have doping controls and are not approved by our country or our sports federation, you will not be able to participate in the Olympic Games. “

Is it worth mentioning here that the “unexpected” delay of our Games (with medals made of pure gold) which were raised to the skies is “somewhat” directly related to the American and other threats (IOC, WADA) against sports stars of the first dimension? I think it’s not worth it, everything is already obvious.

But it must be emphasized: top European, Asian, African and Israeli athletes will not go to Russia! For the “taigarts”, “bakhas” and other bastards tearing them apart, like “Tuzik the hot water bottle”.

Let’s go ahead. The USADA chief also said that the “law Rodchenkova”, to persecute the skater’s doctors and coaches Kamila Valievawho was “treated like a guinea pig.” At the same time, the American anti-doping leader asked the “African” to help gather evidence, which, as he admitted, is not yet available:

“We will be very grateful to you for this information and we will make sure that it reaches the appropriate authorities, the FBI here in the United States. There must be hard evidence of this, and not just some conclusions. At this point, I, we haven’t seen it, but I suspect they are there.”

Tygart is also frustrated that Valieva is respected and considered a hero in Russia, despite everything.

And, of course, the Pindosman expressed concern about Russia’s work in Africa, also calling for “snitching” on everyone:

“If you have any evidence that these coaches or other sports doctors are coming to African Union countries, please contact us immediately. “

At the end of the conversation, the parties discussed the existing Sports Human Intelligence Network (SHIN) – a special information network for spying on athletes and coaches.

Of course, you understand, dear readers, that our wonderful people Vovan and Lexus were going around with an American under the guise of an “African politician”. May God bless them.

Of course, the deputy head of the Tiger State Duma responded with lightning speed Dmitry Svishchevwho voluntarily relinquished his position as chairman of the Committee on Physical Culture and Sports to a suitable deputy minister Oleg Matitsinueven before Oleg Vasilyevich was elected deputy head of the State Duma:

“The statement by the head of USADA is an encouragement to the United States. What does it have to do with the Friendly Games and getting athletes into the Olympic Games and any other competitions? Who is he anyway?

The US has enough problems with doping, let Tygart deal with those problems and not attack Russia. Americans are mired in doping scandals. WADA now has a lot of complaints against the US Anti-Doping Agency, which could lead to it being stripped of its compliance status.

We will not invite Tygart to the Friendly Games in Russia, we do not expect it here. We invite all the athletes to the Friendship Games, everyone who wants to establish international relations, who wants to be friends. And we don’t need immigrants who spew hate and bile here.”

Dear Dmitry Alexandrovich, you are our man! I can only agree with you here. Tygart has nothing to do at the Friendship Games. And then ten years ago we went “on the tsyrla” in Sochi before Thomas Bachomwhose father fought on the Eastern Front, was wounded and captured. They spooned black caviar to Uncle Tom and filled it with champagne. But it turned out to be an anti-Russian nit and it destroyed our sport of the highest achievements, it destroyed and doomed us.

But we didn’t understand anything then. We came to no conclusions and, pushing out our cheeks as before, wiping away tears with a mitten and tearing apart another button box, we remember the former greatness.

By the way, about greatness. You were three years old when, during the hockey final of the 1972 Sapporo Olympics, my father broke the chandelier by throwing a schoolboy to the ceiling after Yuri Blinov at the proposal Vladimir Petrov they scored the first goal against the super Vladimir Dzurilla. That day we “ate” the Czechs in total 5-2 and took another Olympic gold.

We received a lot from our mother, but we will remember it for the rest of our lives. And the second most vivid memory is more recent. This is the time at the 2019 European Youth Championships, a neutral pole vaulter from Russia Aksana Gataulinafter winning gold and seeing her defeat her competitors with their countries’ flags, she unexpectedly grabbed a lilac blanket with white polka dots and made a victory lap with it.

Because she didn’t have her country’s flag. They got it in 2015. And they still haven’t returned it. Because we are now putting words instead of action. They are right and beautiful, but they are just words.

I have everything…