So that we understand each other, gastroenteritis is the scientific way of calling diarrhea like a thousand pairs of balls. The fucking Covid pales, shrinks, is minimized, becomes nothingness itself, a spring fever appears more dangerous.
The drama, as has been said, is the diarrhea that affects the heads of state, ministers and other circus artists of the European Union.
Trump won, you already knew that, it’s nothing new, I don’t pretend it’s a scoop of my harvest. The problem is that all the geniuses in the EU, apart from some undisciplined ones, had voted for Biden until the mummy couldn’t stand up anymore, to ipso facto get excited about Kamala Harris, usually for bad reasons.
On Radio France, THE French public service radio station, a commentator claimed that Donald is an agent of the Kremlin, and that his business in the New York real estate sector is shared with the Russian mafia (sic).
Not only in Europe were there jokes: a few days ago CNN Chile displayed a brilliant and unsuspected lucidity. One of its journalists announced the signing of the Milanese, in the city and the world:
Kamala Harris appeared today for the first time, surpassing Donald Trump in the polls. Not only in the national vote but also in the so-called swing states o Key states. Trump is distraught, confused, and alternates his disqualifications and insults… etc. etc
You already know, the universal public opinion pollsters assured that there was a virtual tie and that the election would be played “at a ass hair”.
What I’m telling you was not an exception, all the media competed day after day to expose Donald and invent the worst accusations, the most abject crimes, Monsalve is a baby next to him.
To greet, Donald usually grabs women by the cuck, rubs their tits and feels their breasts while saying the well-known How are you? You should come to my bureau to have a drink of mípalo juice.
I am not exaggerating, the Eternal knows that I am not lying, the entire French press fell into sewer propaganda, to read a newspaper you have to wear a gas mask like the one used in World War I.
This explains, in my opinion, that Micron (his name is Macron, but…) was the first European head of state, -at around 6:00 a.m. in the morning, when nothing was official-, to congratulate very warmly to Donald for his victory. Via Facebook of course, a clever way to avoid a possible bad reaction from the 47th president of the Empire.
The main right-wing Parisian newspaper, Le Figarosplit with an editorial that I translated and sent you yesterday, in which he lays bare the European imposture. In the coming weeks, summarize Le Figarowe will see a disorderly parade of repentant penitents going to Canossa, to lick Donald’s butts. They will not even agree to do it in unison: each one will seek to obtain some miserable advantage by promising – behind the backs of their European colleagues – gold and moro.
To scare a population more concerned about finding a job, about inflation, family, heavy immigration, an uncertain future, the poor results of Real Madrid and Taylor Swift’s last show… the press, radio and TV spread the threat of a Russian invasion, or rather Putin’s, because the bad guy in this part of the world is Vladimir Vladimirovitch.
“After Ukraine,” they tell you, “it could well be that the popoffs seek to advance towards other countries, and without the protection of the Protector in Chief we are exhausted.”
It matters little that everyone knows that the conflict in Ukraine was prepared, decided and activated by what they call “the West.” When Russia and Ukraine had found a solution in principle during meetings in Istanbul (spring 2022), Boris Johnson rushed to kyiv to sabotage the agreement and explain to Zelensky that he should prolong the aggression against the Russian-speaking regions with a war in good and due form: If you want money and join NATO, that is the way.
Trump declared that Zelensky is the best street merchant in history:
Every time he comes to Washington he returns to kyiv with $60 billion in his pockets.
And he promised to end the war within 24 hours if elected.
It will be seen…
The problem is that the dream team European does not know how to end a war, apart from suffering a defeat like the French in Dien Bien Phu, the Germans in Berlin or Mussolini in Salò.
Worse still, in the EU no one knows how to enthuse a population that doubts the supposed advantages of the Union and leans dangerously towards fascism.
Hence the efforts to make Putin appear like General Zaroff, or Count Siegfried von Frankenhausen: in the pathetic absence of his own qualities, the leaders Europeans disfigure those they consider their enemies.
Gradually, Donald Trump, the fascist (sic), the madman (sic), the populist (sic), the cheater (sic), the son of a bitch (resic)… becomes “our most loyal ally,” or else in guaranteeing world order…unless it decides – as they fear – to unleash a trade war that would sink what remains of European industry.
Hence, gastroenteritis spreads like a general epidemic among European bosses, who, to put it bluntly, no longer even control their sphincters. Known consequence of diarrhea.
