While Spotify is actually quite handy, it splits because of its unfair payment to the artists more often the minds. Whether you like the music streaming service or not is up to you. The following Twitter users probably belong to the second category. And that has its own reasons…
1. Or “German Schlager”
nobody:
spotify genre namen:
– acid hip hop post punk
– meditation astronaut rocket pop
– Christmassy jazz— jonathan ‘joppo schloinko’ löffelbein (@derloeffelbein) November 30, 2022
2. Null creepy
I listened to ‘rain sounds in the forest’ on Spotify to fall asleep yesterday.
The eyes already closed.
Totally relaxing.
To the point where footsteps can be heard.
STEPS!— Fl (@mingoberlin) October 17, 2022
3. Oh you…
at this point please leave your spotify out of your profile pic.twitter.com/aKOttzvWZL
— alex (@huhhalex) January 12, 2023
4. Uh, HALLLOOOO?
I know Germany has other problems right now. But it can’t be that “Daylight” by the No Angels isn’t on Spotify.
— Herm (@hermsfarm) May 18, 2020
5. Of course you can also use it like this
A friend’s Spotify top song was “Hair dryer noise to fall asleep”.😂😂
— Inke Hummel (@HummelFamily) December 2, 2020
6. Those were the days…
Alright kids, found my old Spotify again pic.twitter.com/LNpgi6BPGj
— Lawyer talk (@lawyer talk) September 25, 2022
7. Short throw-in:
Imagine if there were an annual review from Deutsche Bahn like Spotify/Twitch:
– 48 of their trains are cancelled
– they had to wait over 782 minutes for delayed trains
– Her air conditioning failed during 18 tripsWhat would be good categories 😀?
— suuN (@praisetheSuuN) December 19, 2022
8. And with what? with Right a carrier pigeon!
A teenager asked me today if I know what Spotify is. Killed him with my carrier pigeon.
— Popupanna (@popupanna) September 10, 2022
9. Delete bin for now
I’m strongly in favor of renaming the Spotify playlist “Top 100 Children’s Songs to Sing Along” to “The Most Annoying 100 Children’s Songs May Your Child Never Know Them”.
— Dr. Influenza (@DrInfluenza) October 7, 2020
10. Ouch
spotify year in review so unnecessary if i want to know how shit my taste is i look at my tinder matches
— Blocks (@m_blocksberg) December 5, 2019
11. Phew, that was close
“Mom, we often hear this cool song at school: ‘Just breathe at night.’ Can I listen to this one too?”
“Oh I’m sorry. The song is not on Spotify.”
Please, never let him find out the right title!
— Anja (@BeiAnja) February 23, 2022
12. Ah, our parents…
Mom calls
“Can you download music for me and burn it on a CD? It used to work, didn’t it?”
“You have Spotify now”
“But I want to listen to a CD while ironing”
“There’s this Bluetooth box now”
“Blutu blutu… I want CD!”
This is going to be a long conversation…
— skypro #TeeUndTumult 🎀 (@skypromusic) September 7, 2022
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