Top News Stories: Remco Evenepoel, Cristiano Ronaldo, Gérald Darmanin, Emmanuel Macron and More

– to Remco Evenepoel: to use the arsenal of the perfect little magician, in order to succeed in great Tricks

– to Cristiano Ronaldo: to win the golden slipper of the Saudi championship, an inaccessible reward for Lionel Messi

– to Gérald Darmanin: to exchange the suit and tie for the mask and snorkel to monitor the Seine during the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics

– to Emmanuel Macron: to impose a 49.3 on the IOC to guarantee a maximum of French Olympic medals

– to Eden Hazard: to finance the opening in Madrid of a subsidiary of the “Au bon repos” stores

– to Gérard Depardieu: to negotiate freelance consulting with France Télévisions to comment on women’s equestrian competitions

– to Thibaut Courtois: to organize a team building with the Devils to strengthen team spirit before the Euro

– to Rafael Nadal and Tiger Woods: to sing “Chelem à la Folie” as a duet to get off to a good start

– to Fifa and UEFA: to add a few more competitions to an international football calendar that is far too light

– to Max Verstappen: to request, during F1 podiums, that the Brabançonne be occasionally played rather than the Dutch anthem, so as not to tire the ear and remind people of their Belgianness

– to VAR: to remain a department of the Côté d’Azur. It will give us a vacation!

– to our loyal readers of this column: a happy new year full of happiness.

2024-01-01 04:52:15
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