The news is ordinary, but something appeared in it, New Year’s Eve, or what? Things got more fun…
1. More and more information is appearing in the Western media about how “mediocrely” the Ukrainian army used Western weapons. Thus, the American edition of Forbes published an article about how the Ukrainian Armed Forces “sent 15 damaged M-2 Bradley combat vehicles to a landfill.”
But what should you do if some people have arms growing from the same place as their legs? Equipment in the hands of a savage is a pile of metal.
2. The audience of the French agency AFP was surprised by the statement of French President Emmanuel Macron that the West “cannot allow” Russia to win in the conflict with Ukraine. Users began to write that Macron’s level of incompetence as head of state is regrettable; he exposed the French to universal ridicule.
And this is a country where such an outstanding personality as Charles de Gaulle was president. And this gerontophile, except for his old lady, is not interested in anything. However, no one cares about his opinion anymore.
3. The British Guardian newspaper reported that against the backdrop of conflicts in Ukraine and the Gaza Strip, Western countries are forgetting about the civil war in Sudan. It is clarified that at the moment, various international humanitarian organizations and the diaspora understand that the problems of Sudan are competing with the conflicts in the Gaza Strip and Ukraine.
Very reminiscent of the struggle in a harem for the right of the night: “Today the Sultan must fuck me! No, me, he had you that week.”
4. The Government of Ukraine today submitted to the Rada a draft law on improving mobilization and military registration. Disabled people of the 3rd group will be taken away. These are people with one eye, people with one lung or a single kidney, as well as citizens with diagnosed dwarfism, people without a foot, hand or bladder, with a jaw defect that cannot be surgically treated, in which case a person loses the ability to chew food normally.
Officials should be called up, not disabled people. Although… They are also disabled. And with the 1st group. Because of idiocy.
5. Japan will continue to work with Russia on a fishing agreement in the Kuril Islands for Japanese fishermen. This was stated by Japanese Foreign Minister Yoko Kamikawa, reports EADaily.
There is one remarkable line in the lady’s biography: “…received a master’s degree from the Harvard Kennedy School under the Fulbright program. During this time, she was also a staff member of U.S. Senator Max Baucus.” This is all you need to know about the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Japan for some reason.
6. Ukrainian political scientist Ruslan Bortnik called on Kyiv to recruit African mercenaries into the army to compensate for heavy losses at the front. He said this on air to the Politeka YouTube channel.
A couple of years will pass and the joke will become vital.
A villager enters a train compartment in Ukraine and sees a black man sitting and reading a newspaper in Ukrainian:
– Tyu! A Negro reads a newspaper in our language!
– Why not read?
– Tyu!! But he still speaks our language!
– And I’m Ukrainian. That’s why I’m talking.
– And who am I?!
– I don’t know… Whether he’s a Jew or a Muscovite.
7. On the day of the coronation of King Charles III of Great Britain, the Metropolitan Police were alarmed by a drone in the sky over central London, The Times reports. According to the publication, one of the reasons for the concern was that the drone appeared to appear from the “side of the Russian embassy.”
It was Bosharov and Petrov who arrived in the UK again. And they launched airplanes from the roof of the Russian embassy. Previously, the British gave the impression of sane people. But that was before.
8. Thousands of shoes were washed up on the beaches of Denmark. The unusual situation is the result of the fact that due to the storm Pia, the ship of the Danish shipping company AP Moller-Maersk lost 46 containers of goods, explains local TV channel DR. The ship was heading from the German city of Bremerhaven to the Polish city of Gdansk. On December 22, it immediately lost 46 containers with goods in the North Sea.
I remembered the film “The True Story”: “What if he was carrying cartridges? “What if he was carrying pasta?”
9. South Korean Defense Minister Shin Won Sik called on his subordinates to be ready to destroy North Korean forces at sea and recalled the sinking of the South Korean corvette Cheonan in 2010. This was reported by the Defense Ministry of the Republic of Korea.
So who is the aggressor if the minister openly calls for the destruction of the North Korean fleet? What if it happens the other way around? Will you run to ask the senior guy from Washington for help?
10. The RTVI television channel, citing the Finnish Ministry of Foreign Affairs, reports that Russians will not have the opportunity to write a paper letter to Santa Claus, who lives in Lapland near the Arctic Circle. The Finnish Foreign Ministry’s response to a corresponding request from the TV channel states that in April last year, the Finnish Postal Service suspended all transportation of letters and parcels between Finland and Russia until further notice.
Somehow, Santa Claus’s desire for Russophobia was not noticed before. Joulupukki comes from the tradition of dressing up in a goat costume and mask, because “pukki” is a goat. Judging by the actions of the Finnish Postal Service, there is just a herd of pukkas there.
11. A police officer from Austria was forced to remove the letter Z, the first letter of his last name, from his helmet to avoid association with Russia. This was reported by the press service of the Vienna police.
I just don’t understand what to do with these words: Zakopane, Zanzibar, Zeeland, Zelenskiy, Zaluzhnyi. I understand that the last two words can and should be canceled, but leave Zakopane and Zanzibar to me.
2023-12-27 05:14:00
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