Three MPs bathe naked in the river

Every day on the pages of the newspaper “Maritsa” you will find a joke or a glimpse of a funny life. We hope that our editor’s choices will please you today:

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In the heat of the day, three MPs went fishing. They didn’t catch a fish, but they decided to swim in the river. They weren’t wearing swimsuits, so they decided to strip naked. That’s not true, a group of people asked. Two of them quickly covered their genitals with their hands, and the third put his hands on his face.
– Why are you hiding your face? the two asked him.
“I don’t know how it is with you, but my constituents know me face to face,” he replied.