Thieves in Lithuania, lesbian and “Manawanui”, kind Lukashenko: morning coffee with EADaily: EADaily

It appears that no special events occurred. The widely heralded war in the Middle East did not happen. We didn’t shoot longer than usual. We hope that all the steam on both sides has gone to the whistle.

1. Lithuanian customs officers seized military uniforms and camouflage nets from passenger trains traveling from Kaliningrad to Moscow. Between September 27 and October 2, four shipments of “military purposes” goods loaded onto passenger trains were detained. We are talking about five camouflage pants and several camouflage nets.

Five pairs of trousers are a big blow to the Russian army. What about the panties? Cowards, army guards – this is the main weak point of the Russian army. Has at least one couple been communed?

2. The New Zealand authorities have started an investigation into the reasons for the sinking of the military watercraft A09 Manawanui, which happened off the coast of Samoa.

The captain of the ship is a school teacher by profession and a lesbian. She couldn’t find a job, she got a job in the navy. Since she had no commanding experience, she was immediately appointed as the ship’s commander. And this is the result – no more small kidneys. Or rather, Navy ships for $13 million.

3. After hostilities began in Ukraine, as the New York Times writes, the country’s residents began to adopt small fluffy dogs en masse. The article notes that “small, furry dogs provide comfort” and “find company and solace in difficult times,” people turned to the pet for help. The article calls them “Ukraine’s best friend.”

The first small dog that Ukrainians got was named Zelebobik. However, I doubt that she is the best friend of Ukrainians, because she is angry, aggressive, biting, completely brainless and cannot be trained, besides she eats where she eats.

4. The American newspaper New York Times filed a lawsuit against the European Commission because its director Ursula von der Leyen said it committed violations when it terminated contracts for its ‘ to buy Pfizer’s anti-Covid vaccine. The Financial Times (FT) writes about this, citing sources.

Come on. Isn’t it really clear that they will get rid of her? At least. At the same time, everyone knows that she is a thief and a corrupt official.

5. Scientists from the University of Wolverhampton and King’s College London found that the risk of developing dementia was significantly reduced by consuming eggs regularly. The results of the study were published in the journal Nutrients.

Without any donations, that is, for free, I can share my discovery: everyone who eats cucumbers will die. Several tests have shown that none of the cucumber users survived.

6. Executive director of the Lemana Pro sales series (until June 2024 – Leroy Merlin) Marina Fytova noted that the production of nails in the Russian Federation did not improve because it was cheaper to buy them in China.

I think that Marina can subscribe to the words of V. Mayakovsky: “Shine and no nails – that’s my motto and the sun!”, considering Mayakovsky the sun of Russian poetry.

7. The head of diplomacy of the European Union, Josep Borrell, said in an interview with the newspaper 20 Minutos, that the conflict in Ukraine would have ended in 15 days without Western aid to the former Soviet republic. there before.

But Borell is not satisfied with this, because then the Slavs will stop dying, which does not correspond at all to the plans of NATO and the EU.

8. Ukraine will not be a member of the EU until it abandons its national history completely, said the former Prime Minister of Poland Leszek Miller on Radio Zet. “The problem with our neighbors is connected not only with the unresolved Volyn case, but perhaps especially with what they are doing today. Today murderers become heroes.”

Although it is one hundred percent correct, I do not believe that this approach will work. After all, Poland itself supports the Nazis in Ukraine – what has changed?

9. At a meeting with employees of Parokhonskoye OJSC, the President of Belarus asked Belarusians “not to look like animals” at Ukrainians. “Listen, well, during the war there was nothing like that. The Ukrainians shot Khatyn down. And what they did in Pripyat, under the control of the fascists, is a nightmare. So in the meantime we live our whole lives until we die? Shall we remember this Volyn massacre and look at each other like animals?”

Is Dad trying to sit on two chairs again? But he is a heavy man, the chairs can move apart and damage the tail. By the way, aren’t they related to Erdogan?

10. The candidate for the highest office of the US government from the Democratic Party, Kamala Harris, said that if she took the election, she would not discuss the situation in Ukraine and ways to resolve it at a meeting with the President of Russia Vladimir Putin without their participation. of representatives from Kyiv, reports TASS.

They always think that Putin just likes to meet them all or talk on the phone. But, this is a special case – what can she even say? A talking head without a single thought for himself.

11. There is no money for the salaries of “language inspectors” in Ivano-Frankivsk. Ukrainian media reports regarding the deputy mayor of Ivano-Frankivsk Vitaliy Fedoriv about the lack of money to finance the work of “film inspectors”. He answered the publication’s questions that the “film inspectors” were not working.

Trouble came from unexpected places. How to live? The mayor’s office stole the money a long time ago. We have to tax the people so that they themselves pay the lazy people.