I also wanted Fridays to be non-working days…
Warehouse with stilts.- Historians have clarified that the only thing Benito Juárez wanted in life is for there to be a “Bridge” in the month of March.
According to these scholars, Juárez suffered from narcolepsy, so the fact that there was no day of rest from Flag Day to Holy Week had him constantly exhausted; hence, he has established a holiday according to his saints.
At what age did you find out that Benito Juárez was in the height range of Tyrion Lannister? pic.twitter.com/tbzUeXVf3o
— Mr. Lotario (@MrLotario) January 24, 2023
It seems that all Juárez wanted was to rest during Lent
“He didn’t say that about ‘respect for the rights of others’, he didn’t fight with Maximiliano or anything… he just wanted a little bridge to stay up late”, affirmed a historian after reviewing the hidden bibliography of the “benemérito”
Among the information that came to light, it was also revealed that the hero did not like being called “Bomberito” or “Medio Metro”, something that will have to be addressed by the SEP to prevent students from continuing to call him some of these two nicknames that have practically marked his image.
Juárez was not elected president, the presidency came to Juárez, when that president Comonfort gave himself a coup, something that can only happen in a country called; Mexico. pic.twitter.com/nTiqHEQ1ah
— Lizbeth Carolina (@LizbethCaro01) March 12, 2023
“Juárez was a sleepyhead, so we don’t believe that theory that he was a shepherd because for that, you have to get up early,” added the academic who now also enjoys Juárez’s legacy of giving Mexico a joyous day before Maundy Thursday.
And just in case you missed it: A couple had their wedding party “kid-free” and their relatives ended up snubbing them.
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