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Bulgarian Life is left in the hands of Fog People.
Foolish hopes in Abandoned Bulgaria.
American infantility is downright inspiring.
Who created ISIS?
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They dumbed down Life itself.
In the end, this is exactly what happened – as incredible as it sounds.
They turned him into a bunch of stupid actions and even stupider talk.
They turned it into something nonsensical, stupid, toothy, brash.
In something unrelated – like a throbbing of an unknown type.
Thus they achieved something impossible: not only to make them look like naive and arrogant fools, but also the very Life that we all live.
Congratulations!
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Examples of this – as many as you want.
Small stories, but the stupidity always peeks behind them.
We underestimate them, we laugh at them, in the end we don’t even pay attention to them.
You can’t help it – with the hard life somehow one comes to terms with it, in the end he tells himself that maybe that’s who he is, in fact.
Orderly life is some pampering that exists somewhere else, in some other world, here there are other rules, here anomalies are the rule.
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Here, they ask us stupid polls – and we stupidly answer.
For example: Are you happier now?
Oh yes, since the Junkers have been nipping at our heels, we are much happier.
And are your rulers corrupt?
Oh yes, they are all corrupt.
Well, how come – they are both corrupt and you idiots are happier? There is no answer to this riddle.
That’s how Life gets dumbed down – that’s how it turns from something Great into something shamelessly stupid.
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Bulgarian Life is a collection of similar riddles, anomalies and paradoxes.
And it is left in the hands of people who are, for the most part, also “abnormal”.
Most of them are a mystery to themselves – which they will never solve, and do not even seek to; people who come from the Mist and then melt back into it.
Fog People.
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After all that, it seems only fitting that we send cards to the world – memory cards from the Stupid Life.
Even when Angelkova, Minister of Tourism, started filming with foreign movie stars, we said to ourselves that something was wrong.
He hears that Schwarzenegger, for example, is at the movie theater – and he drops everything and runs there to ask for his autograph.
And he wonders what he has done so wrong that a whole minister has rushed to press for a picture with him.
Does the poor guy know that we are a successful country, although rather strange, but we are so fond of actors and even interrupt their shooting process?
Schwarzenegger is unbeatable in fisticuffs.
However, this Bulgarian riddle is hardly within his power.
And we here, who are buried by all kinds of madness, will find it difficult to penetrate it.
Why is it that a minister can’t believe he’s a minister – and acts like a hormonally crazed junior high school girl?
What is the explanation?
In this way, does she not want to grab herself by the hair and pull herself out of her complexes – like some Baron Munchausen, but of tourism.
And tomorrow, like nothing, she can say that poor Schwarzenegger specially flew to Sofia to be photographed with her, and that is possible.
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Another explanation may lead us to Padishah/Boiko himself.
It is known that he likes to take pictures with himself the most – sometimes he does it with magnolias, dogs, ordinary people are not avoided either.
However, he is rarely photographed with his viziers – and they probably suffer because of it.
And they look for compensations – then Schwarzenegger also works, and he is invincible as the Padishaha, even if only in the cinema.
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These days, the same Angelkova confirmed that some rage from puberty is still raging in her.
Sent 400,000 cards to foreign tourists who vacationed on our sea this year.
And she thanked them – like a kind of Mother Teresa of world tourism.
400 thousand cards, 400 thousand envelopes and as many stamps of different values.
The question is, why did the autograph lover thank them?
For the courage to endure the savagery of our Stupid Life?
Or because of something else?
Won’t most of the recipients of the cards tell themselves that someone is playing a prank on them?
Or, after everything they’ve seen here, they’re already aware that the stupidity of some of our people is boundless.
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A PR expert said that Angelkova humiliated herself by sending cards to tourists in her own name – because they are heaven, and she took pictures with Schwarzenegger.
Maybe Bulgaria itself should have thanked them? – however, the expert didn’t tell us that.
Of course, Angelkova does not think that she is humiliating herself at all – on the contrary, she imagines that she has just flown into the Sky.
Tomorrow she will write in her biography that as a minister she had 400 thousand correspondents who, regardless of our sea of shit, are her obedient fans.
That’s how you write the Stupid Chronicle of our Stupid Life.
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And again, it’s a good thing that the experts didn’t recommend to Angelkova that every thank-you card should be accompanied by a bottle of whiskey – from the “sea”, of course, which is more fake than even that Kiro’s mess.
However, another thing is interesting – who pays for these cards, aren’t they some crazy donation from Angelkova herself?
Ask her – to you, mere mortal Bulgarians, Angelkova will never write – so you send her cards, thank her, maybe with more beautiful words.
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We send cards to the world – and it sends us cards.
But as it should be, we don’t pay them any attention.
Merkel and Schulz got us mixed up in their pre-election debate on refugees and they weren’t flattering at all.
Schultz even hinted that they gave us too much money.
Good thing they won’t want them back, just yet.
And Shultz is supposedly in a relationship with our Stanishev.
Merkel said that, with the refugee pressure, she could not remain indifferent to the fate of Austria.
He did not think of Bulgaria at all – and we still brag that we are in a covenant under her skirt.
Foolish hopes – in Abandoned Bulgaria.
It will always be that way.
Fake smiles and fat kisses – but the important thing is that the refugees do not reach Austria.
And they tell us this at a time when, according to Valery Simeonov, Boyko is the Triumphant in foreign policy.
A triumph for Valery, who was not a flatterer – but let’s keep Austria.
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And President Radev said after his meeting with Macron: “If we do not present a European perspective for the Western Balkans, sooner or later they will present a Balkan perspective for Europe.”
An interesting phrase, although playfully naive.
We can’t introduce anything to anyone, it’s not on the menu.
Our purpose is different – to build fences – as much as to steal a few levs, and to lie to the liars from Brussels that we will stop the hordes.
And they know that we don’t believe it, and we know it – the important thing is to protect Vienna.
And let us preserve for a while the mucus from the kisses, which we will stay with.
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When Merkel mentioned Austria, a person with a freer imagination thought that some kind of new Anschluss was going on – the pupa shrinking into itself, the rest being dumbed down at will.
You remember what a writer once said: that the only war that Germany won was at Goethe’s desk.
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And American infantility is downright inspiring.
Obama advised Trump these days to “maintain international order.”
A dream phrase to dumb down.
This is the same Obama who caused the “Arab Spring”, which in turn gave birth to ISIS – all the while maintaining the “international order”.
And one author wondered how the American president would feel if ISIS were as close to the United States as they are to, say, Brussels, “the heart of Europe.”
After all, Belgium was the largest supplier of manpower for the Islamic caliphate per capita – again according to the same author.
Have you heard about it from the European fanfare?
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Some, maintaining the international order, also keep us in a mode of credulity and stupidity – so that we don’t remember how that infantile Bush invaded Iraq and started the Great Madness.
Then they started arguing /quoting D. Silva/ “Mubarak should go! Gaddafi to go! Assad should go!
And ISIS was left controlling an area the size of the UK right on Europe’s doorstep.
Not even Bin Laden would have dared to dream of such a thing…”
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One is sickened by so much stupidity.
The foolishness of the Big Ones, which is the Bible of the little ones – people like us.
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Our local Stupidity is enough for us, we don’t need foreign Stupidity either.
Here – look at how Foreign Minister Zaharieva rides a wakeboard – we also saw this photo in a newspaper, enough to convince ourselves again, how stupid our Life is.
Zaharieva laughs at wakeboarding – and the world is subjecting us to waterboarding – that glorious procedure where they drown with water.
But not quite – they give you a breather, and the same again.
That’s how we stagger too – half-drowned in our Stupid Life…
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Rumen Petkov
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