THE TRUTH OF THE UBER CASE – ELITE
By Manuel Cutillas
MCCANN left his office on Madison Avenue driving his Chevrolet 300 convertible across the Queen’s Bridge on the way to Delaware.
“WARTON, HOW IS BARCELONA GOING?”
The pen was up to date: ‘These guys look like Gauls: Titobelix with the menhir and Olibelix organizing the irreducible village. Not very empathetic they shake our intimate feelings. »
“PUSSY, WARTON.WHAT YOU EXPECTED.MADRID IF IT IS WELCOMING.TE INTEGRAS.HAY TABLAOS.SON COMMUNICATIVOS.THE OPEN THE DOORS.NO TAXES. THEY KNOW YOU RECEIVE. IT’S YOUR IDIOSINCRACIA. AS KENNEDY SAID: »TODAY WE ARE ALL MADRILEANS« UBER WAS NOT GOING TO BE THE EXCEPTION. »
MCCANN collected 70 suitcases loaded with dollars in Delaware that it put on its plane to Barcelona. His friends with the Spanish Government avoided registration.
In El Prat Galiardo received him with his usual two kisses. They went to the taxi area where they had prepared a table with good sangria and better paella. (THEY ARE NOT FRIENDLY, BUT THESE CATALANS HAVE STYLE, MACCAAN thought).
He was surprised that a high-level meeting was being held next to some toilets, but the truth is that they were luxurious.
“EVERYBODY SPEAKS ENGLISH?” Asked the Yankee president.
«Yes.I do» answered both Tito and Oli
“WE ARE GOING TO IMPLEMENT AN UBER-TAXI SERVICE. THE AMOUNT IS 50,000 DOLLARS IN CASH PER TAXI DRIVER AND YEAR UNTIL HE RETIREES. THEN WE PURCHASE THE LICENSE FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS. WE INSTALLED TWO BURDELS ON EACH OF THE GRILLS, WITH TWO DOCTORS TO KEEP THEM CLEAN, BOTH FREE, CATALANS HAVE A FAME OF PORTERS LIKE THOSE FROM WISCONSIN. OFFER ?.
Oli cleared his throat ‘but it was Tito who spoke: “Put your dirty unworthy money in the asshole, motherfucker. We keep the whores but we are not going to change our dignity for swimming pools”
While they said “SO THEY WANT OTHERS” McCann and Galiardo took out their colts.
But before pulling the trigger they received a two-handed rag knife from Oli.
They were buried next to the remains of sangria and paella. Nobody noticed the difference.
The truth of the Uber – Elite case
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