The Nightly Jest: Sweetheart, I Shall Escort You…

– Honey, tomorrow I’m taking you to my best friend’s wedding.

– What friend? What kind of wedding? Why are you telling me now? I have nothing to wear! What about a gift?

– But honey, My Best Friend’s Wedding is a Julia Roberts movie. Maybe you need to work on your general culture!

– Huh, are you going to talk to me about a culture that went to “Swan Lake” with a fishing rod on its shoulder!?

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