“The Location for the Future Hospital in Saint-Malo and Dinan Has Been Revealed!”

This is an announcement that will make noise this Saturday, April 1, 2023 and put an end to a long medical-political-citizen soap opera.

The future hospital of Saint-Malo and Dinan will finally be built… at the very top of Mont-Dol, 65 meters above sea level.

This proprietary information from Malouin Country was confirmed to us by Professor Philippe Pincesansrire, the eminent Saint-Malo specialist in sea salt pollution.

An ultra-modern building, estimated at several hundred million euros, will be built directly on the mound.

Geriatrics with fossils

The geriatrics department will be set up where the late paleontologist Yves Coppens uncovered prehistoric remains. “A nice nod to our elders”, welcomes Doctor Tirex, future head of geriatrics.

View of Mont Saint-Michel to give birth

The maternity ward will be oriented towards Mont Saint-Michel in order to allow future mothers a relaxing view, for a painless childbirth.

Gilles Lurton also insisted that this enclave of the Mont be returned to the corsair city. “That way, all the children who will be born in Mont-Dol will be little Malouins”, explains, mischievously, the mayor of Saint-Malo.

Bread for patients thanks to the mill

According to the plans that we were able to consult, we also learn that the famous mill of Mont-Dol will be preserved and put back into activity to allow the central kitchen of the hospital to make its own bread.

Funicular

Of course, there is also the question of access to this site which, let us remember, remains one of the highest points of the Saint-Malo region with Mont-Garrot.

“The ARS (Regional Health Agency) has thought of everything,” reassures Doctor Thomas de la Grosseblaguelourde. “A car park will be set up on the Dol marshes. A funicular will then make the connection to the hospital”.

“Didier Raoult Hospital”

It remains to know the name of this beautiful ensemble which must be presented publicly this 1^is april. According to our information, the ARS would have proposed “Didier Raoult hospital”.

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