BVIeach week, Geert Hoste (63) gives his own unique and ironic view of the world in ‘Bye All’.
Much love in the country at the end of summer. Elderly boxer Jean-Marie Dedecker was visited by the chairman of the Vlaams Belang thug team. He stood with flowers at the front door. The bouquet of Flanders was intended for Madame Dedecker. A risky gesture, because Jean-Marie has already pasted more cool lovers to the wall. The typical thing about flowers is that they wither. They won’t last a week in this weather. Just like election promises and a given word. A few other opportunists passed by the optimistic smiley face from Middelkerke. Love is great. If things continue like this, the swingers will all go to Kamping Kitsch Club in Kortrijk next year. You can reach Wevelgem super fast from Ostend by plane. Can they pee in a drunken mood against the police combi at Van Quickenborne. After all, love takes many forms.
The president of the Spanish Football Federation kissed the captain of the women’s team on the mouth. I cannot give more details. I saw it on the screen of my smartphone, and that’s the size of a postage stamp. In addition, he held the woman’s head firmly with both hands. That limited the view even more. Meanwhile, the good chest has already sent flowers to the champion. And a box of chocolates and a lingerie set to make it clear that his intentions are honorable. Football is a party. I’m already looking forward to the ceremony if the Red Devils win the World Cup in 2026. Because it is already certain that the Golden Generation will become world champion. I see the president of the Belgian Football Association take the head of Thibaut Courtois and Romelu Lukaku and then kiss it full on the mouth. Tour Ensemble. No idea who will be president by then. It is love that conquers. Always.
For fifty days we have been getting fifty shades of sex with the soft-boiled egg at breakfast in the holiday papers. I can’t have any more bacon or sausage with it. Even before I get to the puzzles, I’m exhausted staring at the jar of Nutella. There used to be one interview with Goedele Liekens and one with Herman Brusselmans and then you could take it for another year. But both prophets of love have now become martyrs. Soldiers of love. No more steamy adventures and well-meaning advice. Goedele is looking for a lover again, Herman is in diapers. Gone wild hair, their love life is a bare blow. But it will be fine. Amor omnia vincit.
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2023-09-03 11:00:45
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