Each more day is just one more chapter of the most beautiful book ever: The Life of Earl Smith III aka JR Smith aka Gérard aka the GOAT. Not content with bringing talent and freshness to the world of golf for a few months, our spiritual guide recently found himself in a Charlotte Hornets quagmire when he was attacked by a bunch of… degenerate bees. Let me be clear, it could not have happened to anyone else.
We follow our national Gérard from afar, to the rhythm of golf breaking news, the latter regularly telling us that the double NBA champion and unofficial best player in history is rather talented and diligent in his retraining. For his first college tournament with North Carolina? JR did not put the world at his feet, it will come, but he found himself despite himself in the center of the tournament image… a bee attack. This sentence makes no sense, but it is so Gérard.
J.R. Smith got attacked by yellow jackets on the course in his first college golf tournament ????
He had to get medical treatment but was able to finish his round
(via @ jbunder12)
pic.twitter.com/Fq9VCCkBqB— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 13, 2021
We will pass on the incredible style of our unanimous GOAT, and we will simply note that after dozens and dozens of facts all as legendary as each other, His Holiness continues to make the headlines thanks to ever more incredible actions. History does not tell us if the Burlington bees were drawn to a natural scent of pure honey whiskey or if they simply wanted to forage for the best in the area., but we welcome in any case that Gégé has finally come out of this mess, haha, while offering us new perfect images to insert into what promises to be the craziest and most eclectic biography in the history of sport.
The bowl of soup, the tank, the shirtless tour of the United States, Game 1 in 2018, and so on and the best, and now the bee attack. We don’t know how he manages to be so original Gérard, but that’s especially why we love him. Hoping to see him roam the greens again by having his clubs transported by his caddy, of course avoiding bunkers thanks to his swing. Come on, see you for another golf analysis.
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