The report cards of the ninth episode of Big Brotherthe one of Monday 9 October, are particularly affected by the Great Deception, or the decision by some competitors to suddenly discover themselves extremely attracted to each other. Fake couples are that between Giuseppe Garibaldi and Beatrice Luzzi, between Anita Olivieri and Paolo Masella and between Heidi Baci and Vittorio Menozzi. In short, a commune of love. For pretend, of course. Coincidentally, all new couples are apparently forming after Alfonso Signorini’s appeal to the tenants to “get busy creating dynamics”. Honorable mention for Jane Alexander’s intervention: she at least broke the boredom a little.
Giuseppe Garibaldi: I vote See, maybe we’ll fall for it. The most serious mistake that an aspiring TV personality makes – then, moreover, let’s talk about it: would anyone really give a paid role to someone who doesn’t know how to do anything in the world of entertainment? – can even imagine doing is underestimating the public. He does just that: he kisses Beatrice, then reveals that he is interested in Samira. The public is not stupid and anyone who thinks they can make fun of it deserves oblivion. Garibaldi, at the end of this program, at most, a thousand will listen to you. To say the least.
Beatrice Luzzi: I vote Oh well but then you’re doing it on purpose. She always complains about being the most contested tenant and at the center of the greatest number of discussions in the episode and then what does she do? It creates the most fake couple on Italian TV of the last twenty years. Moreover, commenting on this “sympathy” with the joy of someone who is going to the dentist for an implant without anesthesia. Then he looks for them. A section in itself deserves comparison with Jane Alexander, from which Beatrice emerges with crumbled bones.
Anita Olivieri: rating More predictable than rain on Easter Monday. Now she has discovered that she is attracted to Paolo Masella. Suddenly. Love at first sight. After a month. Ok, the weather is crazy these days, but let’s not exaggerate. From someone who, let’s remember, claims to have three degrees – three-year, master’s and master’s degrees, therefore three degrees in one degree – I would have expected more witty strategies. She talks about her life as a daughter of parents as a unique melodrama. Yes, shared by millions of Italian families. Because separated parents exist anyway. Give yourself peace, Anita.
Vittorio Menozzi: I vote Pulcino Pio. He has never entered the match, to put it in football terms, in this month of Big Brother and does not seem to be interested in entering. On the other hand, he also feels good in his own little corner. Who knows if they will remember to let him out of the house once the reality show is over.
Alfonso Signorini: I vote for Calzetta. His is not a management, but a mediation. It never gives the impression of being able to give a direction to the episode, probably because the fact is that this episode doesn’t have a direction (ah, as Vasco Rossi would say). And during the evening the public, in fact, can only stay there and act like a sock. If we add his attempt to separate Letizia Petris and her boyfriend, the picture is embarrassingly complete. Artificial intelligence.
Letizia Petris, Samira Lui, Angelica Baraldi, Alex Schwazer, Arnold Cardaropoli and Ciro Petrone: vote Inanimate cartoons. If they had put Pollon, Grendizer, the Winx and Gigi La Trottola in their place we would have had more fun. I’m not saying in 2030, but even in just a couple of months no one will remember anything about their move to Big Brother.
Massimiliano Varrese: Comma vote. In the sense of the mobile phone kitten from 90s advertising. And like the kitten, Virgola is always in the way and annoying. He enjoys making fun of Beatrice Luzzi, but at least in a less subtle way than Giuseppe. Both are unlistenable.
Grecia Colmenares: vote Hello, hello, hello, I’m going to sleep in nell’aiola. You never understand a thing of what she says and this keeps her out of the dynamics of the house. He claims to have an audience that feels affection towards him. No Greece, you just don’t know Italian at all. Express yourself with gestures, please. When the public elects her as their favorite she takes it with ease: staging a jubilee. Sober.
Jane Alexander: Adoroh vote. She enters the house as a vigilante to have a confrontation with Beatrice Luzzi and presses her on every word. “Meanwhile, they chose me, not you”: knockout blow in the space of a few seconds. Beatrice tries to reply, but Jane Alexander played the villain in ‘Elisa di Rivombrosa’ for nothing. And she doesn’t even lose her temper. I even did it from home, but Jane didn’t. Because she is the real lady. Nothing to do: 92 minutes of applause. And after the letter sent by Cinzia Th. Torrini, we say goodbye to Beatrice Luzzi. Desperate maneuver by Alfonso Signorini, who after this lively scene asks Jane Alexander to become a contestant on Big Brother. On the other hand, it would be the only way to try to raise the ratings.
2023-10-09 22:07:30
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