the funniest tweets on tonight’s announcements

The third confinement is due to end on the evening of May 2, yet many questions still remain unanswered. Prime Minister Jean Castex will therefore take stock of the situation this Thursday, April 22 at 6 p.m. Reopening of schools, easing of restrictions, vaccination campaign, many topics will be discussed.

The curfew lightened

Certain establishments open to the public will thus be able to reopen by mid-May but still with a curfew. The government plans, for example, to reopen terraces and cultural places with a later curfew at 9 p.m. initially. Jean Castex, should also vote on the protocol to follow in case of positive students and in particular the number of cases from which the closure of a class or a school is required.

#Castex18h All students at each Castex conference: pic.twitter.com/mr6FaNDYMP

— Bobo93 ??? (@foubobo1) April 22, 2021

Tonight when they will tell us “The situation is under control” #Castex18h pic.twitter.com/OIFKz6RxHK

— ? (@_Caine19) April 22, 2021

All students if the tests are in continuous control #Castex18h pic.twitter.com/YdGkaHMZi1

– P г ค ค 3 (@new_raam) April 22, 2021

It will deposit tonight. Blanquer will unveil new rules for the chifoumi. #Castex18h pic.twitter.com/xC1LmWnmoi

— Karine M. Donelle ??? (@KarineMDonelle) April 22, 2021

– Restaurants will be able to open 1 day / 3 unless they are next to a cafe, then 1 day / 5 but cafes 1 day / 2 unless they are near a grocery store then 1 day / 3 unless the restaurant be open that day, then it will have to open the next day except
1/5#Castex18h pic.twitter.com/0tXo2xo6gA

– Clope François (@ClopeFrancois) April 22, 2021

“We are proud to have left schools open more often than our European neighbors” #Castex18h pic.twitter.com/BYmiygZPLU

— Emilouye (@emilouye) April 22, 2021

Tonight, after 30 interminable minutes of soporific self-righteousness, Castex will require an extra effort from the French to “hold together” while all options are on the table.
No need to waste our time looking at it.#Castex18h pic.twitter.com/fxX8gIlX9S

— Marcel (@realmarcel1) April 22, 2021

“When a journalist asks Castex a question”#Castex18h pic.twitter.com/7UrPAXMR6P

– The Saint ? (@ Lesaint89111014) April 22, 2021

Bingo du 22 avril #bingoallocution #Castex18h #castex18h30 #Castex19h (yeah I know them I plan wide) pic.twitter.com/RCczOUA4Hj

– Give me Fanny? (@Dame_Fanny) April 22, 2021

– “Hello boss? It’s Thursday!”
-” Yes and so?”
– “Well then it’s the return of the Castex-Véran duo at 6pm but with Blanquer in addition.”
– “Poh poh poh he est mal.”
– “We are very bad!”#Castex18h pic.twitter.com/IDhnnJ99l5

– UPF – Union of the French People (@UPF_officiel) April 22, 2021

When #White are not going to cancel the grand oral because it is an “essential test”:#Castex18h #Bac2021 pic.twitter.com/FhRztqnGRt

— Martinez Lucas (@Martine22924873) April 22, 2021

#Castex18h When Castex announces continuous controls but within 3 days it reopens schools #BTSCONTROLECONTINU pic.twitter.com/YLkhiucov3

— ??? ??? ???? ??? (@TheYoungNigga3) April 22, 2021

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