Federer and Debit Suisse – the best memes about the CS fiasco
The day after the collapse, the big bank is the number one topic on social media. There is a hail of suggestions for new names and malice for risk management.
One of the most viral memes about the current banking crisis: Credit Suisse becomes Debit Suisse, the Swiss flag changes from plus to minus.
Photo: Twitter
Behind the scenes of risk management
The processing and management of the spectacular bank crash are in progress, much is unclear. One thing is certain: Credit Suisse’s risk management is not innocent in the misery. The failure of the bank’s controls has enabled a thriving meme category. But see for yourself.
A “live insight” into the work of the crisis team. Yes, everything looks safe.
Don’t worry, Risk Management has everything under control.
This is what a risk management meeting might have looked like.
And this is how a Twitter user imagines the risk and process managers at Credit Suisse on their way to work.
No reproaches can be made against this CS employee. He couldn’t possibly see the disaster coming.
The banking world is on fire, now it’s time to extinguish the fire.
What was actually going on?
The Simpsons have put together an instructional video for anyone who wants to pause and understand how it got to this point in the first place.
And here another member of the comic family explains how banks tick. Customers are looked at very closely. With your own portfolios? Fewer.
But maybe this figure is also to blame for the whole bank turmoil.
If you don’t quite understand the debt thing, hopefully this will help.
What happened next: The UBS-CS deal.
What drives the net: President of the Board of Directors of CS is (was?) a certain Herr Lehmann (Brothers).
What is there to think about now?
Perhaps the most important question first: Does the Monopoly game board now have to be adjusted?
Things are heating up, but it’s never too early to start thinking about the rebrand. Who can help? Of course, Tyler Brûlé, suggests the cartoonist of the “Tages-Anzeiger”.
Speaking of rebranding: does the Swiss flag also need a little refreshment?
Important: Don’t forget the merchandising! This cup here is actually up-to-date for $25 to buy.
Foto: Wall Street Memes
Do you still have an SKA cap lying around somewhere? The prices shoot up to lucrative heights.
But now let’s look to the future. Here are a few suggested names for the new Superbank.
SRF satirist Dominic Deville and his team came up with this sounding new name. He sells the creation for 50 billion Swiss francs.
And here’s another idea for a name for the sink.
If things go really badly, there is no need for a new name for the banks.
Photo: Twitter
Roger Federer and Credit Suisse
The tennis star and the former big bank have been working together since 2009. What next?
Less than a year after Federer’s resignation, CS collapsed. That can not be a coincidence.
Some users would like Federer to take over the bank. It’s probably too late for that now.
This isn’t a meme.
How to proceed now?
The Swiss comedian Renato Kaiser has a legitimate question.
Meanwhile…
Finally, a few feelings
If only there was as much love for everyone as the state does for the country’s big banks.
But our thoughts are with you, dear employees.
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