Cheese, the yellow gold that has a special place in the hearts of many gourmets. It is not only a treat for the taste buds, but also an inexhaustible source of humor. In this list we collect the funniest and most cutting cheese tweets the web has to offer.
1. Is this enough?
Waiter: ‘just say stop’
Me: pic.twitter.com/hRTXHh9n1C— Kos (@Kos_) October 26, 2018
2. This is normal, right?
I don’t know yet what we’re going to eat tonight, but it will probably end with ‘with cheese from the oven’… pic.twitter.com/NCZqudmMNq
— Chagenijn (@ChageNijn) March 22, 2022
3. It is indeed not tasty.
Am I the only one (😬) or are you normal? #hardpiece pic.twitter.com/qtZN99o7ii
— Abbie Chalgoum (@Abbie1979) May 15, 2023
4. Looks delicious.
Recipe: sprinkle 35 grams of grated cheese on top.
Me: flashes the whole bag of cheese on it 😋#watetenwevandaag #that pic.twitter.com/NVz5QD7fXF
— Marieke (@Emmetjes) October 2, 2023
5. Repli kaas?
I would call vegan cheese replicas, but who am I.
— Bas Geeraets 🦉 (@AtelierGeeraets) February 10, 2023
6. Grilled cheese.
I believe that there is no such thing as ‘too much cheese’, but I think my sandwich maker thinks otherwise. pic.twitter.com/KwVV8fhV3A
— Danique (@nietbeyonce) November 5, 2022
7. True, probably.
You are really crazy if you eat a currant bun with cheese.
— Forest Ranger Tim (@BoswachterTim) August 7, 2022
8. Friendly.
*André Hazes in heaven*
“Is this the French cheese section?”
‘Yes why?’
“I have a brie here for my mother.”
— Maarten Hopman (@maartenhopman94) June 25, 2022
9. And luck too!
At the cheesemonger:
“Half a pound of cheddar please”
– How did you find out that we sell that?
💭 Well, I first tried it at Blokker and Primark, but they looked at me strangely so I thought I’d try it at the cheesemonger, who knows, maybe they sell cheese.
— Mirj@m☀️ (@Irene_Ooms) March 30, 2022
10. Also tasty!
I eat a cracker with cheese. See a blob of butter on my shirt 🤷♀️
I lick it up. At the same time, look at my cracker, ohha I have no butter on my cracker at all.
Is it day cream
🤮😭
— Anita (@strandisookleuk) March 22, 2022
11. Why the easy way?
My best friend used to work in the catering industry. I once had English-speaking guests who asked the menu: “What is ‘cheese’?” …
…waarop zij antwoordde: Oh you know when a cow gives milk and they turn it into the yellow stuff that you can eat..
instead of: cheese
— Talitha (@talithaisik) February 9, 2022
12. From a Frenchman?
We bought such good French cheese that every time you open the refrigerator you get a slap in the face. 😂
— Hester’s Rarity Cabinet (@HesterLoeff) December 24, 2021
13. That’s how it should be!
Entire marriages fail because of partners who make a hole in the cheese.
Average cheese commercial: pic.twitter.com/Quyemg2iEh— 🌬 Yanaika Zomer (@Yanaika_Zomer) December 5, 2021
14. Yes, of course you do!
‘Would you like a slice of cheese, Luuk?’
‘Is it children’s cheese?’
‘It’s young cheese.’
“Do you also have girl’s cheese?”— Lotte (@lotsofonzin) September 30, 2021
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