‘The failed kiss is uncomfortably laughed off’ | Columns & Opinion

Thomas is now halfway through his quest for the ultimate dream woman. Unfortunately, you can no longer survive as a woman with only a sexy dress and a beautiful smile. He is looking for a romantic click, depth and physical attraction. You also have to be adventurous and preferably share his hobbies. Basically, he’s just looking for the female version of himself. But don’t blame him. I’d fall for myself too if I were Thomas.

bad listeners

The patience with the women is now also running out. They are unaware of The Bachelor and seem to be engaged in an inner struggle of friendship and competition. Anyway, I think it’s amazing how you can become friends while simultaneously competing for the same man’s heart. How can you be happy for someone who comes home from a fantastic date, when you would rather have gone yourself. And how in God’s name can you give someone advice to pick up a man, when you’d rather apply that advice yourself right away?

Thomas’s head is now also working overtime. In turn, he should not confuse who has said what, because men are already known as bad listeners. So that’s bad if you have the perfect gentleman want to hang out. Thank god for him that ‘Romy-miss can we talk about me for a while’ has long since gone home, because if he also had to remember all those stories, he would have had a complete study.

Tiny bikini bottoms

Anna Noëlle is someone who has little trouble keeping the peace. This girl just immediately hijacks someone else’s first date with her famous wild rose. The fact that she would rather go snorkeling than on a romantic 1-on-1 date is a strange choice to me. Something about prioritizing, but that aside. Thomas in particular really enjoyed the snorkelling in the Cenote† There was no fish in sight, so his focus was unabashedly on watching three gorgeous female bodies in tiny bikini bottoms underwater. (By the way, did he really say to Yael without blushing: “You looked good underwater.”?!) gentleman points.

The next group date is already planned a few hours later. Thomas dives with Inge and Isabella in a Mexican bar in the pleasant city of Merida. There is a Mescal-tasting on the menu. This is a popular Mexican drink, similar to tequila. Precisely! This promises to be a wild evening you would think. But instead it’s one big anticlimax! The girls are especially well-behaved and occasionally sip their drink carefully with a sour face. Thomas tries to take a different approach and confesses that at the weekend all brakes are released and he has often been in the gutter. But the hints don’t get through. The waiter might have been better off pouring the drinks into shot glasses, because this date is clearly going off with a – yawn – fizzle.

Failed kiss

In any case, a stroke of luck for Maureen that Thomas wakes up without a hangover (and not in the gutter), because she is the chosen one who can go on a 1-on-1 date the next morning. After all, the romantic horseback ride is already a week ago. This time he treats her to a real beach walk and lunch by the sea. Thomas is clearly excited to see Maureen again. We can say a lot about this Bachelor, by the way, but it should be clear that he is creative in his decorating tricks and not afraid. I think few guys on a date have said to a girl, “There’s something in your eye,” and then gently lean forward. Success is by no means guaranteed. That poor kid is scared to death. And the failed kiss is eventually laughed off uncomfortably.

I also think that the program makers should at least give the girls left behind in the villa a book. Because they are having an accident. The atmosphere in the villa literally drops to freezing point, while they are baking by the pool in the blazing sun. By default, every date is over-analyzed and romanticized. Rick is also clearly sorry and thinks; I have those girls change at 11 am for the beach party a few hours later. The theme party is clearly white and even Maureen is suddenly in a new outfit with Thomas by her side.

Fittie

Well you can give it a new name, a new location and even a DJ… The characteristic doubt and uncertainty during the famous cocktail party strikes again here. And yes; the ritual starts again. This time, everyone approaches Thomas one by one under the motto: ‘You are more likely to regret the things you have not done than you have done’. What a depth.

As I anxiously prepare for the rose ceremony – I really have no idea who will be going home – Anna Noëlle suddenly sneers at camera. uh what?! She suddenly has a fittie with (obviously Thomas’s favourite) Maureen. And is Anna Noëlle now literally saying that she is angry with Maureen because she would have said that Thomas would only see their band as ‘friendship’?! I don’t understand much about it, but I fervently hope that we will experience this fight (uh I mean discussion) next week. Fortunately, it is Karen and not Anna Noëlle who has to pack her bags. So I’ll get the popcorn ready.

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