“The Day My Daughter’s New Boyfriend Showed Up at My Door: A Comedy of Errors”

An unknown individual is standing in front of the house when the narrator opens the door. After exchanging some words, the stranger reveals himself to be Joshua, a contact of the narrator’s daughter Honor. As they speak, the narrator notices Joshua’s striking resemblance to Harry Styles and wonders if he should intimidate him. After Honor joins the conversation, Joshua notes that the narrator’s vaping habit is unhealthy and no longer considered cool. Despite feeling embarrassed, the narrator goes along with Honor’s wishes and allows Joshua to go up to her room.