Our porn prime minister Alexander De Croo is not only no longer a liberal, he is a coward. He doesn’t have the balls to make the vaccinations mandatory, so he whores in false free choices. Who, as a leader, grants a free choice to his population, must respect the choice of his inhabitants and even implement policy. Not in surreal Belgium. De Croo earmarks unvaccinated people as criminals because they occupy ICU beds. It’s like saying you have the choice to stop at a red light or to drive on, but if you keep driving you’re a criminal because you’re flooding hospitals. I know it’s a half-baked example. But sketching a Vivaldiotie can only be banally simplistic.
Dear Eveline, may I kindly request you to return our Prime Minister’s balls please. The country thanks you in advance for services rendered.
Van Ranst’s lancing machine
In Brussels they then introduce the covid star. Those who are not vaccinated have to pay a test of 50 euros and a parking ticket of 5 euros to eat a 2 euro pint in a café on the Grote Markt. A false free choice. A bit like the freedom to lie on the beach in monokini, but without a bikini, bought in the state store, you won’t get to the beach. You only have free choice if you are rich. Because anyone who does not earn 2000 euros per month is doomed to join Van Ranst’s lancing machine. Such a policy is not new in Brussels. The greens have been doing it for years. You have the choice between public transport or the car. But whoever chooses the car, they will diabolize, fine extra, value extra, delete road strips and even close roads. False free choices of false politicians with electoral promises they never keep, for which they receive an imperial wage, with which they sell new lies. That’s just the way it is. And complain that there is no more trust in politics.
Green, tax champion
The Greens haul a shipment of soy champagne to their headquarters. The tree huggers rush to their green hub on their cargo bike or with their 2kw. Because, it’s a big party. The Greens managed to spike the prices of polluting fuel oil, gas, diesel and petrol. The polluter pays. Yay! Except for the gas-fired power stations that will soon have to replace the nuclear power stations, they will receive CRM money to please pollute. Small side effect, the electricity bill also rises, because +/- 40% of the electricity is still generated by fossil fuels — the figures differ according to source: Kris Verduyckt, Tinne Van der Straeten or Jean Marie Dedecker. Conner Rousseau let in to the point know that his Instagram generation won’t pay the bill. According to him, the rich boomers and the toddlers should pay the bill. It can count as a textbook example of selfishness.
For Tinne Van der Straeten, the ‘working poor’ have to pay for the climate increase in the energy bill. For the rest of the Vivaldiots, there needs to be a debate about when the green energy tax bill will be on the Greek calendar. In the meantime, they are going to change the name from levy to tax. The only difference is that the government now decides when, how much and how quickly those green taxes are passed on. But one thing is certain. we will pay. Meanwhile, the super-rich ECO multinationals calculate how much dividends they will hand out this year on our hood to their shareholders, ECO millionaires. I already bought a load of yellow vests, because if the Flemish people don’t take to the streets en masse, then they deserve the politicians they chose or did not choose.
Should there be ice cream?
N-VA is 20 years old and besides the champagne, Flemish independence is also on ice. The cooling of the independence climate was once again apparent when ‘founding father’ Geert Bourgeois in The appointment came to explain that independence actually means dependence. He also stated that this dependence is called confederalism, but that this is not institutional confederalism, but the implementation of Article 35 of the Belgian Constitution, which was already voted in 1993. Article 1 of the statutes of the N-VA from 2001, therefore, means Flanders dependent on Belgium and Europe. 20 years ago during the speech at the launch of the party, it still sounded: ‘We are definitely moving away from the slogan: “with Belgium if possible and without if necessary” and strive resolutely for an independent Flanders’. Today it sounds: ‘a dependent confederalism, certainly with Belgium and certainly with Europe’. The proud Flemish N-VA lion becomes a cat bell for Belgium and Europe.
Bart De Wever and co are putting a truly independent Flanders in the freezer for an indefinite period. We should not expect initiatives from the Flemish government, where strong Jan waves his weak salami. N-VA has been a member of the Flemish government continuously since 2004 and read us the Levites in the federal government for four years. Result for the Flemish? Nothing. Zero. nada. We have to wait until the electoral ice cream is again on the lips of the N-VA before Bart De Wever’s frozen doctrine is abandoned and the proud Flemish N-VA lion will claw again.
This was not on the breakdown:
- The satirical research website ‘tScheldt announced that a socialist ex-politician was wrongly putting money in his pockets. We expect that experience expert Johan Vande Lanotte will defend Chokri Mahassine in the near future.
- At the end of the corona crisis and with 90% vaccination coverage, Wouter Beke argues for extra caution. It’s like putting on a condom after sex. Too late! Useless! Idiot!
- On October 1, the mug disappears from the streets, except for Japanese tourists and women of zelotic followers of some obscure branch of a desert religion.
- Our porn prime minister wants to ban extreme porn. It seems like a contradiction, but it really isn’t.
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