“The Controversial Amsterdam Cable Car: A Tourist Trap or Practical Public Transport?”

Salt it up with your retarded cable car

Every morning, thousands of Amsterdammers wait and jostle each other for overcrowded stinking pontoons between North and Center and vice versa, and the municipality is simply too moronic to just build a bridge. Such a thing known from every other normal city in the world with a water in the middle: a bridge. And now it’s really happening come: a CABLE CAR. Because a few complete idiots have figured out that cyclists would rather not cycle over a bridge with their head in the wind, but PAY to sit in a graffiti-raped gondola of a cable car between the blowing and farting Italians. That’s fun once, for those blow tourists, and then no more. Ordinary Amsterdammers are NOT helped with this plan, it is only the next step in the total Nutellafication of Amsterdam amusement park. A tourist attraction that is bluffed away with ‘capacity’ as the reason under the heading ‘improving public transport’. But of course it is not an improvement, because not a single commuter, and not even a single normal Amsterdammer (except someone from South who spends a day in North) will pay for that crazy gondola, of which only the investors (coincidentally like the solar panel company of the creator of this hallucinatory plan) will come in financially. Apparently there is aconsortium‘ behind, from Rabobank, VolkerWessels, VDL and… the Municipality of Amsterdam, among others. It’s all been decided in the back rooms, dude. Making good money, and the rest is in it, such a retarded tourist train dressed in piss and vomit, because the city council is being bullied by a money vulture and booming former board member of D66 who has nothing else to do. What a hallucinatory, unreal, unreal thing to pull your hair out at, college from hell.

That vision is not there because THEY JUST DO SOMETHING

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