# GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS
Andrew Wiggins (6) : one of the good students in the class in PSE, but forgot his shower gear. Suddenly, he attacked by trying not to sweat, and obviously the result is average. Note an XL tusk on Paul George.
Kevon Looney (5) : only 13 minutes for the one who was saved by the town hall secretary. This heroine replaced the « I » of his first name by a ” O “, in order to avoid a beard collar, several passages on NRJ 12 and the unclamping of a 50 in the garage.
Stephen Curry (9) : the gifted who can afford to scold the teacher, because the next minute, it is he who moves the course forward with a reflection of genius. He’s hands down the best shooter of all time, and his favorite Ray Allen are the same ones who always wear flat caps.
Draymond Green (5,5) : not a spooky performance but let’s be honest, it’s a pure joy to see him play with the Dubs when they consider the top of the table. He opens it all the time and perfumes meetings with a nineties scent, which has become extremely rare in this world of political correctness. Long live deviations, long live the waves, down with GMOs.
Jordan Poole (6) : sent a mandal in Tyronn Lue’s face when the latter motioned to him to come and see: “Look Jordan, I touch your arm, I touch Poole flesh”.
Otto Porter Jr. (7): he loves the Porter screens #JeanBloguinHumoriste.
Nemanja Bjelica (?): not seen, suddenly we give you a link to the credits of Monster Allergy. If some have experienced this incredible time, let them show up somewhere.
Juan Toscano-Anderson (5,5) : a blaze of Dominican smuggler who flirt with chicks pretending to be «Le gars de Despacito».
Chris Chiozza (4) : There is a bit of Deron Williams, but above all there is too much Chris Chiozza.
Gary Payton II (5,5) : his father is a nine-time All-Star Hall of Famer, he is a good role player. His son will therefore be a mechanic in the Loiret.
# LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS
Paul George (8) : a big benefit but 8 stray balls for Piji Feurtine, that is to say as much as a group of teenagers this summer at the Martiniguet-les-Oies campsite. He just has the luxury of not having to buy them back.
Marcus Morris (6) : first good, then quickly tired. It’s Sunday, he was at the mif’s this afternoon, and when your family meals take place in an abandoned shed drinking beers, listening to rock and exchanging skulls with hooligans from Tennessee, it’s normal to be tired.
Ivica Zubac (5.5): Hodor if Bran hadn’t shed light on Winterfell.
Eric Bledsoe (6,5) : solid and uncompromising match, long live the protein jars.
Reggie Jackson (3,5) : after the Wolf of Wall Street, here is the Hollywood Boulevard werewolf. Usually important in the Five of the Clippers, he recovers his old level on full moon nights.
Luke Kennard (4) : lights up despite his awkwardness, Luke Duck.
Serge Ibaka (4,5) : spends his time telling young people that he was Kevin Durant’s teammate and one of the best defensemen in the league. Serge the mytho.
Terance Mann (5) : « Sanka, t’es mort ? Yeah Mann. »
Isaiah Hartenstein (6) : the blaze of a German professor in the zombie of Black Ops 2.
This is how this batch of notes ends, we hope you had a good laugh, because we had a great time watching this match. We will meet again next Sunday for a new edition, this time with a little… Cavaliers – Jazz!
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