The late football emperor Franz Beckenbauer was also mentioned as “God’s gift to the world”. Even the Hamas attack on Israel was discussed. The empty noses and self-aggrandizers were cleverly dismissed rhetorically. The Franconian clumsy’s register of sins turned out to be a huge mortgage. It was also learned that the Palestinians wanted to rid the world of Jews and gays. Holger Paetz played with horror again and again with virtuosity – and he addressed “his community” very directly. Even Greta Thunberg was heavily criticized for her criticism of Israel: “Not a word about the raped women!” And there was a swipe at the climate stickers. “Have pity on the CSU!” Paetz continued. “Where is Scholz? At the Chancellor’s Leisure?” Paetz continued flippantly. If the money is missing, it slips into the tax loophole. He also mentioned Ms. Tandler’s million-dollar fraud with corona masks. Bayern were really looked at in the mouth. And a shooting star angel was caught smoking by the Lord. In general, the railway would be to blame for the climate.
However, the FDP is not to blame for the climate. “Corona was a sensation for the climate,” said Paetz. The CSU also wants more young talent. Sarah Wagenknecht and Alice Weidel were made fun of. “SED” acted as “Sarah’s honest alliance”. And Paetz even brought the Weidel/Wagenknecht team into play. The AfD would then achieve real “Weidel-Wagenknecht oomph”. If you want to confront common sense, you should go to Aiwanger’s beer tent. There you can experience the healthy feeling of the people. Prime Minister Kretschmann is annoyed by “gendering”. They “mumbled their way out” in CSU style. According to Prime Minister Markus Söder, Germany currently has the worst federal government it has ever had: “This traffic light is the only one to blame!” Scholz is gone. “Happy is the one who forgets that he is responsible,” Paetz rhymed sarcastically. And Söder always claims that the Greens don’t fit in with Bavaria. Söder is just a tragic figure. The shortage of teachers in Bavaria is also not solvable: “idiots are welcome.” But hatred of the Greens is fear of the future.
Hubert Aiwanger has a great job, is a total failure as Minister of Economics, plays the role of Kasper and is a “tax-funded permanent hoopla”. He literally lies his way through the beer tents. Then Prelate Schwanzki had his say, who made fun of “monstrous buttocks”. Anyone who wears a cassock can afford failures. Now the abuse is also falling on the Protestants! And Goethe only spoke the “Erlkönig” in Hessian. The FDP is the only party to benefit from the traffic lights. Paetz mocked Karl Lauterbach: “If he throws away his ID, he will get fifteen years of pension.” Wolfgang Kubicki defended his FDP: “Germany can’t do without us, we have to get involved.” It is important “when progress is blowing, when it is FDPeht!” Fritz Merz is a man who can fly a plane. Prime Minister Söder looks downright pathetic with his traditional hat.
Finally, Father Paetz let the congregation confess that Florian Silbereisen would probably continue on the “dream ship” and that it was not certain whether Thomas Gottschalk would really end it. “Dear community, be afraid of fear!” At the end, Holger Paetz read some of his humorous poems: “Some people feel rancid at twenty…” Ovations, frenetic applause. A suitable carnival program that was also impressive in terms of language. There was also brilliant organ playing.
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