“The Belgian developers have taken a very smart approach in Cadzand over the last ten years and have built exceptional buildings there. Perfect for the wealthy who find Knokke a bit too busy and too m’as-tu-vu”
In Knokke they proudly call their Albertplein the “place where you are vu” and they’ve only just installed a chic dome there as an eye catcher, but what is it show? According to Stefaan Coucke, who specializes in luxury real estate, rich people prefer to go a few kilometers further to Cadzand. Marc Coucke reportedly sold his flat there for 8 million euros. And for that price you’re not even allowed to live there permanently, it’s just a holiday home. (in The last news)
“Pretty clothes are my alcohol”
The buyer of that apartment may not be Union player Cameron Puertas. Although he does not spend money on going out, he invests in clothes: “I have a cardigan worth almost 3,000 euros. Every now and then I take it out of the closet to wear it.” (In the Newspaper)
“I think I’ve had at least twenty pints in my entire life”
Singer Walter Grootaers spends money on alcohol, but not on beer: “I tried everything: pilsner, bollekes De Coninck on tap… (in The last news)
“I would have liked to drink a beer after the final, but I had a rather painful bladder infection: I had to rely on Ibuprofen instead of alcohol. “
Niels Tuijaerts, member of the group Koala Disco and Zegel, did not drink beer at the final of the Rock Rally: “It was a bit disastrous for my performance on stage, I’m afraid: I was a bit was weaker, a little more cheerful. than usual.” Was Walter Grootaers always so cheerful on stage? Read on quickly! (in There)
“Making people blow at a game of petanque: isn’t that going too far?”
In petanque they also want their players to be as cheerful as possible: alcohol is now prohibited, although petanque player Frederik De Brauwer strongly agrees: “For most of us, no petanque is just a game that involves beer. Petanque is not golf, right? Most players come from a working class background and like to enjoy a well-deserved weekend drink while enjoying their leisure time.” (in The last news)
Walter Grootaers. – © Dirk Leunis
“I drank truckloads of Cola Zero”
Because Walter Grootaers wanted to be cheerful on stage, he started drinking Bacardi-Cola, and later replaced Bacardi with vodka, “because Bacardi has too much sugar”. And cola also has a lot of sugar, so it became Cola Zero. But it contains aspartame and he believes it gave him liver cancer: “I read that this stuff can have an effect.”
“Obelix fell into the cauldron of magic, I fell into the cauldron of melancholy”
Singer Jasper Steverlinck hasn’t drunk trucks full of aspartame, but a kettle full of melancholy doesn’t make anyone happy either. (in The last news)
“Instead of standing drunk in the Overpoort at four in the morning, I sat in my room crying at emotional hearings in Britain has talent“
Presenter Julie Van den Steen didn’t need a drink to get emotional. (in The last news)
Helena Cazaerck with Maria Iscariot. – © Koen Bauters
“I wasn’t hungry, I had turned my phone off because I wanted to sit in the sun instead of answering the barrage of messages all the time. Suddenly everyone said something and Radio Willy even wanted to do an interview at a quarter past eight in the morning, but I thought that was too early.”
The fact that Helena Cazaerck, the frontwoman of Maria Iscariot, was unreachable the day after the Rock Rally final, was not because she had celebrated their victory too energetically, or because she has been speaking in the Overpoort. (in There)
“I never set foot in Bruges”
And it wasn’t because she had put out the flowers and watered them in Bruges. (Helena Cazaerck in There)
“If these women have a meeting with Dennis for technical casting, which is very common in the world of pornography, they should not come and say afterwards that he forced them. “
Are you also thinking of something involving screwdrivers and wrenches in ‘technical casting’? According to Helena Catoir, Dennis Black Magic’s girlfriend, we should think about a set of pipes. “Did he put women in contact with porn stars in exchange for a blowjob? Yes, but should he be punished so harshly for that?”
“After ten days of technical testimony about how the $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels was made, jurors were on the edge of their seats for the central story of this trial.”
Dennis Black Magic may have done ‘technical casting’, but at the trial against Donald Trump they held ‘technical evidence’. Not sure what tools were used. (in The standard rate)
“When I slapped him on the wrist with a rolled-up magazine, Trump became a little more polite. “
Although Stormy Daniels also had a special method in her efforts to conquer Trump in bed. We remember: the print media still use. (in The standard rate)
Mary Iscariot. – © Athe Danon
“We all like to have sex, but we don’t want to describe ourselves as an overly sexual band”
Would members of the Maria Iscariot group have good technical skills? “We saw almost every event in the final and every time I thought: ‘good musicians!’ Honestly, we didn’t expect to win. ” (in There)
“Yes, I’ve seen it: the biggest penis. You know, I love the male part. I think that is a miracle of nature. It is so ingenious. With his veins and anti-backflow valves and his erectile products! And that beautiful crown at the top! One can rightly be proud of that.”
Of course, we don’t need to teach Goedele Liekens anything more about technology. (in Nina)
“It’s like watching your parents have sex. You don’t want to see that, do you?”
In the new series Highest the actors who represent the king and queen of the Netherlands show their technical skills a little too willingly, according to Marc Marie Huijbrechts, among others. (in Gert’s table)
“Progress is a muscle that needs to be stretched from time to time”
Niels Tuijaerts from Koala Disco and Zegel knows that technique is not everything: you have to have the muscles for it too. But he really wanted to say that he finds it liberating to stand on stage in a skirt and walk down the street. (in There)
Stormy Daniels. – © app
“If Trump fans call me a human toilet, I’m in a good position to flush their orange turds”
Stormy Daniels should not give away too many technical details. (in The standard rate)
“Putin is a dictator who can grab the heads of his citizens. “
Should we ask Stormy Daniels to settle things in Russia? (writer Mikhail Shishkin in The standard rate)
“In the 1970s, the superstition in football was very simple: take a second fifteen minutes before the game and come on sixth.”
Would Putin still have played football in the 1970s? (columnist Nico Dijkshoorn in Newspaper)
“My main question is: when am I going to go to the bathroom in those 3.5 hours?
This question is not asked by a football player or a Russian dictator, but by a Taylor Swift fan who visits some of her European concerts: “I have already worked out what the -songs I spend the most time between, but it will still be a walking affair.” (in The standard rate)
Mary Iscariot. – © Titus Simon
“We are looking for a second-hand van that can seat at least six people and has enough loading space for our instruments. Of course we are also open to a sponsorship deal with Mercedes or something, so that we can invest the 10,000 euros in recording a record. “Look at our beautiful bus?” we call everyone, wherever we go. “We got this from our wonderful sponsors. Guys, it drives so smooth!’”
Maria Iscariot may be a punk band, but in 2024 punks are not against being supported. (in There)
“We want to buy a van with our prize money, because we can’t fit a car with our instruments. But that turns out to be much more expensive than 10,000 euros. If anyone wants to sponsor: definitely welcome”
And if a candidate’s sponsor does not appear through Humo, perhaps through him Resident of Ghentthey think of Mary Iscariot.
Jo Brouns campaign van. – © Facebook
“You can count on the farmers”
And maybe Maria Iscariot got stuck in a field with their van, whether it was supported or not, they could follow the example of the campaign team of the Minister for Agriculture Jo Brouns, who allowed himself to be pulled away by a farmer. Good thing it wasn’t Zuhal Demir’s campaign team! (on Facebook)
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