Rudy Giuliani, friend and lawyer of Donald Trump, gave a press conference this Thursday where he accused Joe Biden of being a “swindler” and of having won the US elections using a “fraud” carried out by “democratic chiefs” ”. However, what is giving the talk is a bizarre combination of sweat and hair dye.
The former New York governor says he can prove that Donald Trump won in Pennsylvania with an advantage of 300,000 votes and in Michigan with “probably” 50,000. “This is real, it is not invented, there is no one here who is involved in fantasies,” he told reporters as two black streaks, apparently hair dye, began to run on both sides of his face.
The statements, despite having been denied by Fox News, have become somewhat irrelevant as the moment has been shared on the Internet.
Rudy Giuliani held a press conference today.
Still no evidence. Still no proof.
He did sweat shit, though. pic.twitter.com/jJ1MUHBYlK
— Paul ???? (@HeathenOnEarth_) November 19, 2020
“Rudy Juliani gave a press conference today. No evidence yet. No evidence yet. He sweated a lot however, ”wrote a Twitter user.
Didn’t think it was possible for Rudy Giuliani to humiliate himself more than what happened on screen in Borat 2, but then today happened pic.twitter.com/KtpgHUTm3v
— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) November 19, 2020
“I didn’t think it would be possible for Rudy Giuliani to humiliate himself more than what happened in Borat 2, but today it happened,” wrote Roland Scahill, a former theater agent, referring to Giuliani’s participation in the comedy film premiered in last month.
Imagine if pleasuring yourself in front of a 15 year-old in a Borat movie was only the second most embarrassing thing that you did this month. @RudyGiuliani
— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) November 19, 2020
“Imagine that giving yourself pleasure in front of a 15-year-old girl in a Borat film was just the second most embarrassing thing you’ve done this month,” says New York comedian Noel Casler, also in reference to the film Borat 2 .
More oil leaks than my 1984 Camaro !! #RudyGiuliani pic.twitter.com/vV1diye90B
– ravinder singh (@RaviSinghKA) November 19, 2020
“Pour more oil than my 1984 Camaro,” writes another internet user.
If I were Rudy Giuliani I would stop with these bullshit lawsuits and spend my time suing Just For Men.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) November 19, 2020
“If I were Rudy Giuliani I would stop these bullshit processes and spend my time suing Just For Men”, writes writer Albert Brooks. Just For Men is an American brand of beauty products for men.
The situation was so bizarre that even the team responsible for broadcasting the press conference on Donald Trump’s YouTube channel ridiculed the situation. When you thought the microphone was off, a person says. “Did you see Rudy’s damn hair dripping down his face?” The video has since been deleted on Youtube, but will be forever on social media.
On Trump’s official YouTube page, just now:
“Can they hear us on the stream? I guess not.”
“I don’t think so…”
“You see fuckin’ Rudy’s hair dye dripping down his face?”h/t to @Fer_Echavarri for catching pic.twitter.com/Fy0NvdNYGZ
– ???? Mark Helenowski (@markhelenowski) November 19, 2020
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