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Sunday Fun: A Collection of Satirical Observations on Global Events

Sunday is a day of fun. From the outside looking in at what’s going on in the madhouse is really fun.

1. EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy Josep Borell met with Georgian President Salome Zurabishvili in Tbilisi. He liked this meeting, unlike the meeting with Prime Minister Irakli Garibashvili.

Well, there is nothing surprising here. Madame is still from Paris, training in the center of nightlife at Place Pigalle and Boulevard Clichy. She had a lot to show Borrell. And Irakli (although men are trendy these days) is a proud Georgian, and despises all these LBGT+ things. And that’s why it didn’t suit Borrell.

2. Prime Minister of Poland Mateusz Morawiecki issued an ultimatum to the European Commission regarding grain imports from Ukraine: “We will not allow a new opening of agricultural markets, regardless of the decision of the European Union. If the ban on the import of Ukrainian agricultural products into EU countries continues after September 15, Kyiv will consider the possibility of appealing to an international arbitration court.”

This is the essence of Ukrainian thinking: remember the parable of the scorpion and the frog, which he asked to be taken across the river and stung her on the other bank. “You promised,” the frog moaned before dying. “But I’m Ukraine,” answered the scorpio.

3. President of Ukraine Vladimir Zelensky said that former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson arrived in Kyiv on September 8.

This is understandable – Olena complained that she did not sleep with her husband. And Zelya can’t help but see that Borusik periodically drives up. Each one got a line of “coke” and… away we go!

4. Spain has sharply increased imports of Russian gas. In just two months, the share of supplies from Russia in the structure of Spanish gas imports reached 28%, Reuters reports. It is noted that in July Madrid bought 68% more gas from Moscow than a year earlier.

For what? And the casket simply opened: in July 2022, Madrid proposed to export gas to Europe via two gas pipelines through the Pyrenees, using the logistics capabilities of its system.

5. 30-40% of Ukrainian volunteers are trained in Britain, said the head of the British General Staff, Patrick Sanders.

It’s time to remake the famous expression about Paris. Ukrainian soldiers now live by the principle: “See London and die.” Moreover, the time between these two events is constantly decreasing.

6. The state of Hawaii wants to secede from the United States after the forest fire situation that occurred in August, writes the British newspaper The Guardian. Reportedly, the inaction of the authorities and the enormous damage have complicated the already difficult situation in Hawaii, and therefore local residents are increasingly talking about independence from the United States.

By and large, what does Hawaii have to do with the USA? By the way, did you know that the first chairman of the Hawaiian Senate was Russian Nikolai Sudzilovsky-Roussel? And in 1900, the United States annexed the islands.

7. Ukrainian military in Denmark are trained using museum Leopard 1A5 tanks, writes Forbes columnist David Ax. According to him, the Danish military borrowed six tanks from three museums. Most of the Leopards belonged to the German company Flensburger Farzeugbau and were in storage for almost two decades.

In Denmark there is the Ertebølle Stone Age Museum. You can also find weapons for the Ukrainian army there. Easier to use. Just at the level of their mental development.

8. Japan will transfer 24 cranes to Ukraine for humanitarian demining. To date, Kyiv has received more than $2 billion in microfinance assistance from Tokyo, Ukrainian Prime Minister Shmygal said. Japanese Foreign Minister Yoshimasa Hayashi today paid an unannounced visit to Ukraine.

Here is Hayashibe – “that night the samurai decided to cross the border by the river.” Russia just needs to dig up all the Japanese graves in Kunashir and plant them with burdocks.

9. The head of the European Council, Charles Michel, during a speech at the G-20 summit in India, criticized the plans of Russia, Turkey and Qatar to carry out free delivery of Russian grain to needy African countries, RIA Novosti reports. Michel called this intention “cynicism and disrespect for African countries.”

Giving grain for free is cynicism. Is that democracy to supply grain to European countries and not to African countries?

10. US Secretary of State Antony Blinken discussed aspects of the Armenian-Azerbaijani issue with Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan during a telephone conversation. Blinken promised US assistance in solving these problems, the press service of the Armenian government reports.

US assistance will result in the outbreak of a serious war in the Caucasus. They do not know how to provide any other “help” and do not want to provide it.

11. The Indian authorities had to take unprecedented security measures to protect the participants of the G-20 summit from the macaques that had bred in the country. They run along roads and sidewalks, pester passers-by and steal things from them, writes Bild.

And they wrote that the Ukrainian delegation would not come to Delhi. Apparently, she has arrived after all.

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2023-09-10 05:54:00

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