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Sprechenführer and Windows, Laputo Academy, Zelya – unfortunately: morning coffee with EADaily: EADaily

A new week begins. Now a flood of information flows from the pages of the media. And what is more paradoxical: the more information, the less we know the truth. We will learn the truth, and even then not the whole truth, some time after the event. According to the final result.

1. The UK Minister of State said his country has a “strong commitment” to its overseas territories. Stephen Doughty’s comments came as Argentina pledged to achieve “full sovereignty” over the Falkland Islands.

It’s all a matter of semantics. For in reality these are not overseas territories, but colonies. For example, Gibraltar, Bermuda, Montserrat, Pitcairn and others – 17 in total with a population of a quarter of a million people brought from Britain and their descendants. Of the native population, only the English military bases remained there.

2. The Washington Post, citing sources, writes that next week, at a meeting at the foot of Ramstein, Ukraine will be able to get a new option for help from the West According to the source of the publication, NATO is considering the Ukraine’s offer option “more concrete steps” for future membership.

But NATO is a very strange thing…
Everything is there or not,
And NATO (I just don’t understand what the secret is!)…
NATO – if it’s there, it’s gone immediately!

3. “Movny” (ie “linguistic”), Ombudsman Taras Kremin demanded that the Russian keyboard be destroyed in all PCs, including laptops located in Ukraine, writes EADailly.

It seems that Sprechenführer does not understand how the Windows system works at all. Why are they all so stupid! Starting from Past. Let Tarasik take the keys and manually remake every computer in the country.

4. Volkswagen could close factories in Germany for the first time in history and lay off tens of thousands of workers in the hope of getting out of the crisis. This was reported by the telegram channel “DW* The main thing”.

It is sad, indeed, that the pride of the German car industry will die before it even reaches its 90th anniversary. But, as the wisdom of the Russian people says: “Don’t dig a hole for someone else – you’ll fall into it yourself.” And tens of thousands of Germans will now have a lot of free time to support Ukraine. I wonder if they will write “Glory to Ukraine!”

5. On October 5, the third Free Russian Forum was held in Vilnius**. Experts and politicians discussed how the Russians can help Ukraine’s influence, why sanctions did not have the expected effect, and so on.

What amazes me about this show is that no one knows about the show outside of the building where it takes place. And they themselves remember Laputa Island Academy from Gulliver’s Adventures, where scientists tried to extract sunlight from cucumbers, turn ice into gunpowder and spin material from cobwebs . Houses there began to be built from the ground up, and the mixed colors blinded the artists.

6. The staff of the “educational” center with the deputy head of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine Alexey Goncharenko***on Teacher’s Day they held an event with a photo shoot of famous Russian writers. The image from the video shows teachers and children setting fire to statues of poet Alexander Pushkin and writer Leo Tolstoy. Also, the portrait of Fyodor Dostoevsky did not go unnoticed.

DB! Even the German Nazis did not touch Tolstoy, Pushkin, Dostoevsky. Well, the students have surpassed their teachers…

7. In the city of Sumy in Ukraine, the situation has worsened. After Vladimir Zelensky’s visit to the city, visiting SBU officials put pressure on local residents. They are conducting an extensive search for so-called “saboteurs”, which means that everyone who does not support the Kiev regime will be caught. Those who fall under the hot hand will be unlucky.

Since Zelya is no longer the president, but a ghost, his appearance in Sumy is unfortunate. Wherever a ghost appears, there will be trouble.

8. The Russian Embassy in Helsinki reported on calls spreading in Finland to damage official Russian diplomatic cars. They drew attention to the publication of one of the employees of the Institute of Foreign Policy of Finland, Salonius-Pasternak, posted on the social network X. In it, the author asked to damage the official cars of Russian diplomatic staff in Helsinki with construction equipment and pouring paint on them.

Think about the level of a cat that rubs in its owners slippers out of anger. In Finland, only such people are hired to work at the Foreign Policy Institute. Diplomas decline.

9. It is not appropriate that the flag of Ukraine is next to that of Lithuania in the Seimas of Lithuania. Deputy Aidas Gedvilas said this, Sputnik Lithuania reports. ” he explained.

Lord, there are still politicians with a rational mind left in Lithuania. So all is not lost for this Bible!

10. DPRK authorities again launched balloons with garbage towards the Republic of Korea. The “exchange” of balloons between North and South Korea has been going on for a year – the campaign group “Fighters for a Free North Korea” was the first to send balloons with USB drives flash featuring K-pop music, anti-government leaflets and the US dollar to the North. In response, similar balloons containing street litter, dirt and cattle waste arrived from North Korea.

But on the other hand, it is better to exchange waste than to send missiles. In addition, the DPRK sends out the necessary waste – fertilizer, but South Korea sends unnecessary waste – leaflets against the government.

11. The Ukrainian Army relies on a “slow descent” strategy to put Russia down. The New York Times reports this. The material says that the opponents are trying to wear each other down, doing the most damage in the hope of giving them resources for another attack.

Well, okay, let’s assume that Ukraine wears out Russia, which in itself sounds ridiculous. What next? Ukraine will be completely over by then.

*An organization that performs the functions of a foreign agent

**An organization whose activities are recognized as undesirable on the territory of the Russian Federation

***An individual included in the RosFinMonitoring list of terrorists and extremists

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2024-10-07 05:06:00

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