Year 1993 .. Months May .. Days 20 .. This is a very special day for me .. No dear, because it is so special, I do not remember it very well .. It is the opening day of the Cannes Film Festival. The opening movie is Cliffhanger … or later, we call it Climber … Finding the rest on the Internet is very easy. That is what I found.
We, my dear brother Mohammad Y. Lmas, who was in the Hurriyat team at the time, and I from the Sabah group were invited to the opening of the Cannes Film Festival. For a film patient like me, opening Cannes and walking the red carpet is an unimaginable joy. Of course, the Cannes Film Festival is not like our Antalya. We walked in tuxedos, with Mehmood. We crossed the red carpet. All photojournalists line up on the red border. Celebrities pass. Who cares about us! We reached the stairs in front of the palace. After ten or fifteen steps, we are at the back of the palace. A voice in my ear as I approached the door.
“Hankal! .. Hankal! .. Come back to me… ”If I see this voice spoken in my dream, I know. I’m already in a dream .. I’ll be back .. Soso against me! International paparazzi from Turkey .. .. Come to Cannes
He said, “Let me take a picture of you.” We stopped with Mehmood .. then no pocket, no mep .. Is the possibility of perpetuating that moment wrong?
We posed for Soso… We saw Soso surrounded by other photographers… They push each other to shoot us… Well… Well… Well then we look like Sean Connery, but he’s not that tall. I don’t have to say “what’s going on”… Soso said “your back”. I looked out of the corner of my eye .. She was wearing just a beautiful world and fishnet stockings .. When miniskirts came out, designed fishnet stockings were all the rage .. Here it is .. But fishnet stockings don’t end at the waist, the waist .. Goes up to the neck .. Grid Style. So each place is in the square.
Celebrities come to Cannes every holiday season, you know, world photojournalists come with them… Beautiful women who want to be famous, they look like beaches, cocktails, nights, even naked naked… This girl found the way and got the opening invitation. He has done it .. Soso takes a picture of us. She stood behind us to get into the picture… When Soso handed her “Here one and here”, the other paparazzi knocked down that beautiful girl… They were stacked in front of us…
The next day, we don’t have a four-column picture in the middle of the Nice Made newspaper front page (Cannes is the county of Nice). Of course the photo of the girl … but Mehmet and I are in front. We are in a forced configuration.
What’s more… our calls are on the balcony… we sit down… didn’t the Fishnet dress come to sit next to me? Your call to the balcony is also my page.
So… finally cut the onion… What can a young woman who came to Cannes with the dream of becoming a world star do with a poor Turkish journalist? Not even in the movies …
This moment remains .. The creator of this memory is my friend, friend, Saga Soso Toledo.
Soso was the magazine’s ara necklace, to put it better .. there is no famous star who did not take photos together .. I went to his house in Istanbul for a while, but he showed it on his album .. Sofia Lorenler, Brigitte Bardots or Kinalor !
He turned out well as the first and last paparazzi alive in Turkey.
He’s only two years older than me, but we’re partners.
How friendly, as he was a friend .. well .. then we let go of the boy who sold 150 thousand with mehm .. Can’t we meet?
We were old friends when we met in Cannes.
Soso is actually a Spanish Jew.
His real name is “Don José de Toledo in Salinas!”. Spanish names can be one kilometer or more, it’s relative, but Soso shortened it even more. Who writes the name of the reporter who draws next to the image in 6 words.
Do any of you know Edson Arantus de Nascimento? However, everyone knows him … and how they know him … because Peele is his short name …
Zozo also chose this very simple short name, which includes two-letter repeats that are as easy to read and speak in all languages as their magazine signature, so you have to chew on the glue.
Regular !.
I remember that our Greeks said “yes” when they addressed each other. It may have been inspired by him.
Soso was orphaned as a child and grew up in a Greek orphanage. Orton knows Greek well. He came from a Spanish Jewish family and spoke Spanish and Hebrew, and as an international paparazzi, he also made his way between French, Italian and English to speak to celebrities.
This is what we call love of business.
Do you understand now why I call today’s young judges Soso “the last lohik” or “the last paparazzi”?
It’s not about attacking him for scaring social media, not writing wrong things, but about running around your neck when a celebrity sees you. Are these celebrities stupid? Think about why they don’t like the magazines that make them popular.
Looking at Soso, he ran to him, struck him the pose he wanted, and answered all his questions. Because he was sure that the next day he would find a good photo and good news.
I know you’re in the lights with your Soso friends! ..
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Orhan Fate is still gone! ..
Our faith says: “Remember your dead with mercy.” Professor, I have been harshly criticized throughout my life, and in the end I will not mention anyone by name. That is why it is difficult to write with Orhan’s voice.
In fact, I wrote this first and said, “Here is a civilized citizen” who took him to heaven.
Whoever does it against the rules will complain to the individual, the company, the government agency, the relevant places, never let go, and go to court.
Inspired by Gode who said, “Everyone should clean up in front of their house…” when introducing him by writing “If everyone wants to be a citizen like this…” ..
Little by little I realized that what our teacher wanted was to mention his name in the newspapers … The easiest way to do it is to sue a celebrity …
Galas by the pool at the Hilton hotel were famous in those years. I saw one of those exhibitions from our professor. You are looking at the garden behind the green fence, or a celebrity smoking in the garden. 90 and smoked in the garden on a summer night. I think he found Qadir ınanır and put it on. I was using it. I wrote a couple. I said, “No, personalize your war.” No … He does his best to get a name. He even sued Cem Yalmas, you know.
I know a few more like this .. It hurt so much that you used my article just to mention his name .. Someone would send jokes in the corner of my smile .. Someone would correct language errors in the media, Grand Master iar Yalçın ..
Suddenly I realized that they were using me… I said “this is missing”. They went and found others who had written their names in abundance.
I saw, Orhan Hodja is happy even in my review articles because his name is mentioned. I didn’t write either. This is our story. சாந்தியடைய ..
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Ah this complex! ..
According to our media, we Turks are the ugliest, most talented and worst country in the world. No, not just on social media, but on all media.
In front of the Greek and Armenian lobbies we walk with pride, admiration and we despise them.
Sir, 3 plastic surgeons working in a cosmetic clinic in the United States have been selecting the 100 most beautiful women in the world for 6 years.
Attention .. Three people and three plastic surgeons ..
I mean, they probably do their own ads… And because of their profession, they have to choose their aesthetic beauty… because only their images are on their computers…
Sir, they chose the Hyundai Earl this year.
Doomsday is apparently the catalyst for a united Khundia and its subsequent emergence as a galactic power.
“Aha sir, how do you choose a Turkish woman?”
No… The problem is not the Hyundai… the Hyundai Turks… they cannot buy a turkey at their premises first.
Sir, how do you put the Hyundai first? How exactly “5 Turks” got into the first century, yes, exactly “5 Turks.”
Didn’t our world-class teacher Nusret get attacked on Allah’s Day? Man makes good meat. Perfect. Wrote the most famous American food critic. He knows public relations very well. In other words, public relations… Also, the newspaper that sends its own writers to plan interviews and paid names, PR for Nusred.
One of our writers, Medin Hara, is in love with the famous model Adriana Lima .. Angel of a Turk Victoria’s Secret? What an attack …
So tomorrow, what will happen if the young friend who attacked that turkey from the advertising branch receives the instruction “Yeni proje honde! Writes”?
Is cursing Turkey anti-Adadur?
You know, our ancestor screamed in the tenth year …
Because Turkey The nature of the nation High. Turkey Hard work of the nation. The Turkish nation is smartFor you. By the turks National National Unity And together Get over the hassleMachine To know. AND For the Turkish nation WalkA Progress And on the way to civilization Hand and head The torch he held Positive science. And importancethe I need to clarify that A high Human society History of the Turkish nation A quality also beautiful Romantic arts Will stand up. Their This is for the highest of our country. His character, his tireless perseverance, Intrinsic intelligence, loyalty to science, His love for the fine arts, I still feel the national unity And in all shapes and actions Culture It is our national ideal.
Being Turkish is almost a crime!
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Smile
Alexander the Great asked his teacher Aristotle: “Is justice important or courageous for a leader?” Aristotle responded without much thought: “Where there is justice, there is no need for courage.”
(This is recommended Laugh Gracias Unal Ersözlü My friend ..)
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I like laughter
A cry from your conscience indicates that your character is unfit for the job to be done.
Nietzsche
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