They will also be nominated for the “most original statement of the year”
Stadium of the Cheap Excuse.- Soccer players who declare that “you have to turn the page” after losing a game will receive a surprise visit from the SAT.
This after the Treasury detected that professional players used that excuse for everything, including last year’s tax payment, which will no longer be tolerated by the decentralized body.
The SAT will already be more attentive to what the footballers say
“Which ‘flip’?! You did not declare last year, now you pay with fines, “sentenced an auditor who, since Netflix arrived, has never seen a Mexican soccer game again.
The news has not been well received by the soccer union who for years believed they were exempt from paying taxes for the mere fact of entertaining people with slow cell phones, which will no longer be the case.
Thus, as of today, Treasury officials will again watch Liga MX matches against their will to see when a player from the team that lost the match says that super original phrase, because it means that they are also behind in paying their bills. contributions.
“Sad for what happened yesterday,
you have to turn the page
and come back with more enthusiasm”Celso Ortiz 🗣️
🎥 @ASMexico pic.twitter.com/uaotBaPdUY
— Mr. Alex ⚽️ (@alexmtz8603) October 24, 2022
“It was a difficult game… but now we have to turn the page,” commented a dozen players who from Monday will have to go to their accountant to fix the problem they got into.
Speaking of good people: they arrested a tiktokera in Nuevo León for fraud, and let’s see how long it takes without uploading videos.
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