Shiitake mushrooms, Scholz storyteller, porn in the Rada: morning coffee with EADaily: EADaily

The situation on the Western Front is very interesting, orders follow one after the other: “Stay here! – go there! The right hand does not know what the left hand is doing. In this case, the two hands are left and grow from the same place as the legs. I brought in news about a phone conversation between Putin and Trump, which turned out to be false. The question is – who gives fake news? Answer: The West, especially the Washington Post, which didn’t even apologize.

1. Japan is ready to continue dialogue with Russia, said the Japanese Ambassador to the Russian Federation Akira Muto, whose words were quoted by TASS. “Mutual understanding is possible through official talks and human contact. We are still open,” he said after the certification ceremony.

And how does he imagine it? Representative of a country that imposed sanctions against Russia and sold weapons to Ukraine. Have you eaten a bad shiitake mushroom?

2. Moldova turned to Gazprom with a request to clarify the situation with advance gas supplies, said the country’s Energy Minister Viktor Parlikov.

What is there to clarify? Pay the money and you get gas. Money in the morning – chairs in the evening, money in the evening – chairs in the morning. A simple setup.

3. An offer was given to the residents of the United States who would prefer Donald Trump not to win the presidential election to go on a four-year cruise around the world. The company that organized the cruise said that tickets are already available.

After all, the US is a democratic country. In my undemocratic opinion, they can only be sent on an erotic journey on foot. And forever.

4. US President Joe Biden plans to personally ask his successor in this role, Donald Trump, not to stop aid to Ukraine. This was reported by White House National Security Assistant Jake Sullivan on CBS News.

It looks funny. The farmer sold his farm to another man and asked: “There is order in the barn. Everyone chews grass and it is quiet. But there is one goat there, stupid and evil. I would have shot it, but it’s a shame. You feed him, or when he’s hungry he goes completely mad.”

5. The Ukrainian authorities and Vladimir Zelensky were not notified in advance of the November 10 telephone conversation between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. The press secretary of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine, Georgy Tikhy, told Reuters about this with obvious disappointment.

Very memorable for the joke: “Before the storming of Berlin, Zhukov described the plan of operation to Stalin. Stalin says: “Call Colonel Brezhnev, I have to talk to him.”

6. German Chancellor Olaf Scholz said in an interview with ARD TV that the “right time” for a telephone conversation with Russian President Vladimir Putin will come soon.

“The story of peace will be told soon, but the action will not be done soon.” And Scholz is a famous storyteller. It’s just sad that what awaits him is what Scheherazade has avoided. – it won’t last long.

7. The press office of the Foreign Intelligence Service of the Russian Federation released a statement that talks about the possible work of the US administration to organize presidential elections in Ukraine next year. The department noted that SVR staff have received information about these plans, and the US State Department may be involved in this work.

There is nothing unusual or interesting about this. The metropolis always and everywhere held elections in the colonies. Residents of the colony, because of their background: economic, social, mental, can not choose the head of the tribe.

8. Parishioners of an Orthodox church located in the Swedish city of Västerås came under suspicion from the Swedish intelligence services as “being involved in espionage activities for Russia”. When the Swedish Armed Forces conduct exercises on or near an airport, as they did in June, they do so under the guidance of a possible church, EADaily writes.

There is a way out – move the military airfield and do not do exercises next to the church. Anyway, here I am, not sitting on top of an Orthodox church in Sweden, but through FlightRadar24 I can see who is flying there, over Westoros.

9. Ukraine’s invitation to the Atlantic Alliance seems less likely after Donald Trump’s victory in the US presidential elections. This was reported by Reuters with reference to a Ukrainian official.

I wonder what is more important for Ukrainians: to go to heaven or to join NATO? Judging by the statements of most Skakuas, NATO is a priority.

10. A baroque concert at a Finnish school in Uusimaa was canceled due to religious issues. As the local press writes, the management of the institution tried in this way to protect the feelings of atheists. The Finnish Baroque Orchestra and the Helsinki Chamber Choir are reported to have planned to perform Handel’s oratorio Messiah, but at some point the school noticed the biblical context and refused the venue a few days before the performance.

Next to such, Demyan Bedny and the magazine “Bezbozhnik” will be like propagandists of religious ideas.

11. War is war, and there are disgusting pictures and videos on the schedule, the representatives of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine decided and submitted a bill to consider decriminalization porn. According to Ukrainian news agencies, the corresponding document was registered in the Rada on Monday, November 11. About 20 representatives spoke for the decriminalization of pornography and everything related to it.

And all because life in Ukraine is a brothel, and most people there… Well, those with low social responsibility.