Leo: «After 27 years as clarinetist of the Barcelona Municipal Band, the Sevillian José Joaquín Sánchez, 53, has been fired by the City Council of the Catalan capital for not having been able to prove a sufficient command of the Catalan language , the equivalent of level C1. It seems that, in the interpretation of “Els Segadors”, some trills by clarinetist Sánchez sounded suspiciously like “Suspiros de España” and “España cañí”, according to the estimate of the Commissariat of Catalan Harmonic Purity. He also pointed out that the out of tune of his were clearly Spanish. More: he did not read the staff in Catalan and his half-notes and eighth notes were executed more with an Andalusian or even a Castilian accent, something that broke the pure and virtuous cadence of the band.
So they have sent him to take PEC, which is not a subdivision of Yoli’s PCE, but rather the acronym that Internet users now use to say “up the ass” and look better. In addition to litigating with the Barcelona City Council, they say that the Sevillian clarinetist is studying various forms of protest: a) going to Waterloo to play the Spanish national anthem every night under the balcony of the Puchi residence. b) do the same in Barcelona before the Collboni City Council. c) join Ayuso’s band to play reggaeton “I like the fruit” (lyrics from MAR) in front of Congress every Wednesday. d) offer to Feijóo to perform Bach’s “St. Matthew Passion” at his spiritual retreats.
They say that there is also some possibility that Yoli, second vice-president and Minister of Labor, incorporates José Joaquín into her ministry’s Philharmonic, which receives her every morning with Rosalía’s “Motomami” and says goodbye to her with the International directed by Enrique Santiago. . If only to have a Sánchez playing the clarinet.
2024-01-22 05:30:05
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