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March was, to our surprise, a real and fabulous month for high profile cumshots. We foolishly thought the peak of the month was Reach With basketball “hand-held sterilizer camera” Two weeks ago, all the sperm news has to wait while the world rests in a tired stupor and recharges. But we now know that a group of scientists from the University of Arizona have suggested pumping a large amount of sperm and egg samples to the moon.
The plan was presented at this year’s IEEE Space Conference, long known as the most exciting engineering conference. at Video Of the event (SFW despite its clear references to “lunar craters” and “lava tubes”“) The University of Arizona team proposed the creation of a “modern ship” under the moon’s surface that contains a biological treasure of animal fluids.
The ark is said to be a gigantic sperm bank, submerged in the depths of some of the many holes drilled in the moon’s lava to preserve genetic material in the event the Earth is destroyed by events within. or outside of mankind’s control. . Because these lunar craters are protected from temperature changes and radiation, they provide an ideal storage solution for reproductive zinc that allows life to continue.
The Arizona team suggests that advanced robots will be needed to move around the extremely cold caves of the lunar crater and manipulate samples. We don’t know how feasible all of this is because our formal science education stopped before the step that allows you to formulate concepts like “Fill the moon with sperm.” Either way, you know what they’re saying: shoot the moon and your rocket is filled with a huge library of frozen sperm that should at least end up interstellar.
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