Yaaaaaaa, festival season is finally here! Summer, sun, music superstars – and of course lots of sex. The festival floor is a playground for emotions and desires.
Especially a bit excited when adrenaline and endorphins kick in, things get down to business there relatively quickly. Always provided, of course, that everyone involved really wants to make love. A look at the dating apps shows HOW quickly this can happen.
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You here are in the mood for “Rock am Ring” – and offer “boobs for Pfeffi-Schnaps”Photo: EPA
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What a beautiful sight! Finally festivals again. Here: Campino from Toten Hosen on Friday on the “RAR” stage Photo: EPA
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That’s right: Platforms like “Tinder” are an integral part of the festival world this year. On the one hand, this is due to the fact that “Rock am Ring”, “Rock im Park” & Co. now have relatively good mobile phone reception. And of course the fact that you can meet up for a quick number here.
Anyone who throws “Tinder” at the festival celebrations usually doesn’t have to wait long. The best example from my circle of acquaintances: We hijacked a friend’s dating profile and tinkered for him in a relaxed mood from the campsite. After 120 (!) seconds the thing was scratched.
Chatting with a girl started THIS for our buddy. We asked for him: “What are you still looking at today?” And she promptly answered: “Your tent!” Ooooookay.
Said and done! A date was arranged for the evening – at a prominent meeting point and initially accompanied by friends. So that it is still possible to back down if the first impression is not so magical after all.
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Colorfully decorated tents, super summer sun weather: THAT’S how fun the start of the festival is!Photo: EPA
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Practical: There were still a few hours between sexting and sex date. So we girls made sure that our buddy takes a canister shower – cleanliness comes first. And that he has a little something in his stomach to keep going.
That big grin the next morning when he comes back to our camp chair circle from his conquest? Priceless!
If you like it a little clearer, simply change the opening question slightly: “Where are you sleeping tonight?”. The answer “in your tent” came around within a few hours…
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If you want to flirt, you’ve come to the right place at festivals Foto: Caiaimage/Getty Images
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Practical: Since this year, “Tinder” has made it even easier for all festival fans to flirt and recently introduced the “Festival Mode”: It allows everyone to network BEFORE the respective festival and to flirty, who else is is at the start. The feature is possible in 2022 for “Lollapalooza” and “Parookaville”.
If you prefer to go digging without your cell phone, here are a few tips that have proven themselves: If the sweaty, hot tent isn’t your favorite sex temple, the forest will do, too.
Many festivals are in or on the countryside – and if you keep your eyes open, you will see many couples in love retreating between the thicket and trees. After all, it’s more romantic than getting up to speed between travel bag, instant noodle packets and the noisy air mattress…
Small, well-intentioned piece of advice: No matter how much you feel like it, please always look at the ground in the forest and look for a clean spot – it’s not for nothing that the “Rock am Ring” forest is known for the fact that people, big and small leave deals.
In addition to the pick-up line “I’ll just look at your tent today”, also popular: Playfully getting closer to the chosen one. A friend of mine had been in a relationship for a very long time until she came to a festival with me – newly separated. She said the great sentence: “Phew, I don’t even know how to flirt anymore.”
And then a nice guy armed with a water pistol came around the corner and sprayed her wet. Interest was piqued. A quick exchange of looks, a slight nod of the head – and their tongues became ONE. It’s that easy.
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Snoot me, stranger Foto: Getty Images
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Another eye-catcher to start a conversation: Other girls from my circle of acquaintances smuggled schnapps onto the festival grounds in well-rinsed sunscreen bottles. The looks of the guys buzzing around as they sucked from the bottle through a straw? Terrific.
Conversations were established within seconds – and the invitations to “real” drinks at the festival bar. Along with a merry and humid conclusion with a happy ending.
Finally, a negative example of how sex at festivals can also end: As the blood alcohol level increases, the inhibition threshold decreases. At the “Deichbrand” in 2017 I met a guy who had sex the night before. With his best friend’s girlfriend.
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A short pan to “Rock im Park”: Here, too, the fans have the best weather – and a cold beerPhoto: Daniel Karmann/dpa
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They did it in the same (!) tent where the buddy slept. In the side cabin. Of course he noticed and wanted to beat up his no longer buddy, which is why he ran away and found asylum with us.
By the way: Nudity also “helps” at festivals to save money. Without sex. A friend of mine once showed her boobs to a pretzel vendor and got the pretzel for free. The trick worked so well that she ended up willingly helping the guy sell his wares better.
And she dined for free…
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