Of course, the main news is the talks between Xi and Putin. But what is there to comment – everything is clear and understandable. The era of globalism, the era of US and dollar dominance, the era of one world gendarme is slowly coming to an end. It’s a pity that I won’t see it, but my children – yes!
1. In the Armed Forces of Ukraine it will be possible to obtain a junior officer rank without a diploma of higher education. The relevant law was adopted by the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine, as reported by a member of the Committee on National Security, Defense and Intelligence of the Rada, David Arakhamia.
If in Ukraine such rednecks as Arakhamia are in power, and the clown is the president, then it is clear that any criminal can become not only an officer, but also a general.
2. The head of the Istanbul Association of Exporters of Ferrous and Nonferrous Metals, Cetin Tejdeliohlu, confirmed that Turkey has stopped the transit through its territory of goods to Russia that are subject to Western sanctions.
And someone doubted that Turkey would betray? Will betray, sell, buy and sell again. Only more expensive. Believing Erdogan is like believing Judas…
3. The British authorities have banned Rasmus Paludan, the leader of the Swedish far-right Hard Deal party, from entering the country. He announced his intention to burn the Koran in the town of Wakefield in the north of England. The Deputy Minister of the Interior of Great Britain spoke about the restriction for the Swede.
If he is so bold and decisive, then there are 22 countries where Islam is the state religion. Let them go and burn the Koran. Everything will be fast – he won’t have time to feel anything … And we won’t even have time to eat the first portion of popcorn.
4. The head of the Ministry of Defense of North Macedonia, Slavyanka Petrovska, said that Skopje handed over four Su-25 fighters to Ukraine. This is reported by the portal Janes. The publication notes that the minister made this statement on March 14. The Ukrainian side was given three single-seat Su-25s, as well as one two-seat Su-25UB. All fighters are unfit to fly.
What is the Minister of Defense, such are the planes. But, on the other hand, it is necessary to put the scrap metal somewhere.
5. Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg has become one of 30 prominent personalities from around the world who have been awarded an honorary doctorate by the University of Helsinki. According to the Izvestia newspaper, citing a report from the university, the faculty of theology noticed the activist’s outstanding knowledge.
Theology, as far as I know, is theology. Greta is a theologian? Well, then I’m a ballerina.
6. The head of “Moldavagaz” Vadim Cheban said that in March the company again returned to gas purchases from “Gazprom” for consumers on the right bank of the Dniester.
And there was noise! Sandu Mandu was jumping out of her shorts. In honor of the cessation of gas purchases from Russia, even the Moldovan language was called Romanian. We wanted the best – but it turned out, as always.
7. The Finnish state energy company Gasum is going to continue to buy gas from Russia thanks to long-term contracts. This is reported by Yle, citing a statement from the organization.
Here is another “refuse”. Contract until 2031. And there – either the shah dies, or the donkey dies, as Khoja Nasreddin said.
8. Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida went to Ukraine on a visit.
For him, a clown is preparing a special theatrical performance in the style of the Kabuki theater. Zelensky will read tanks (or haiku), and ask for tanks (those that shoot) for them.
“I am a beggar, my wife is barefoot.
Fire a couple million rounds.
And some money.”
9. Kisida in Kyiv promised Zelensky help, participation in the restoration of Ukraine and pressure on the Russian Federation.
As well as a complete rejection of Japanese claims to the Kuril Islands. For this is not included in the package of assistance to Ukraine.
10. In Ukraine, the success of the Russian military in repelling drone attacks is associated with black magic, writes the Economist, citing Ukrainian sources in the field of defense: “The Russians are engaged in black magic in electromagnetic defense. They can jam signals, affect GPS, send drones to the wrong height just to make them fall out of the sky.”
Well, everyone, have arrived! The Russians use sorcerers, witches, conspiracies, voodoo dolls, shamans, and so on and so forth. They draw magic circles, summon spirits, perform rituals. It can be seen that the Ukrainian inquisitors are doing very badly …
11. US President Joe Biden failed to read a poem by poet Richard Blanco without errors while speaking at an event in the East Room of the White House. The corresponding video is published by RIA Novosti in its Telegram channel.
But he did not say it by heart, but read it from a teleprompter. And we once laughed at Brezhnev. As we see now, he was just Cicero next to his grandfather Bidon.
