All Quiet on the Toilet Front
The guns are silent, a white towel flutters in the wind and the tenacious soldiers in the trenches of the gender conflict can finally rest: the dirty toilet war at the Binnenhof is over. “Those who need to go to the toilet in the refurbished House of Representatives at the earliest at the end of 2026, when the renovation is complete, have three options: a men’s toilet, a women’s toilet or a ‘gender-inclusive toilet’, which everyone can use.“At a time when the Netherlands is dying in the crises, a committee of seven MPs was concerned about the labels on the shitholes in their renovated workplace. They navigated the minefield between the parties who believe that this war consists of only two fronts, those who believe that there is only one elongated front from one corner to the other in which every combatant finds a place and those who try to give every soldier his own front The end result is, as usual, a compromise with males and females for the Conservatives who forget that they also have a gender-neutral toilet at home and a separate “gender-inclusive” toilet for all MPs who even want to make a statement by depositing their anus waste. in the hope of scoring some woke points again. The problems with your empty wallet, high bills and disappearing farmer n have not yet been resolved, but your representatives will soon have more choice for their poop break: what a huge shit country this is.
