There really is no one who talks about the climate more boringly than chef Kolen Robert Jett. Mister is the protagonist of the grown-ups Saturday interview of the CEO. And it’s BORING. A summary of empty nothingness, things we already knew, and PR bullshit. As if journalist Hans van Soest had been granted an audience with the climate cardinal (you know who the pope is) but the interview had already written by Daan Bonenkamp. Jett: “Recently, people next to me on a terrace were discussing insulation concerns. I turned around and said take what measures you can take“Those politicians always meet people. At the bakery or at the greengrocer, or they are called by the people.”I also have friends and family who are on the phone in tears because they can’t pay their bills.“Of course man, friends and family are in tears with Rob Jetten on the phone. Someone once dropped something like ‘Damn that’s expensive isn’t it’ and Rob Jetten is now milking it like ‘I have friends and family in tears on the phone’ Jesse Klaver is also very good at this, he always meets people and children, and they tell him: “Hey Jessmeister, if you mention this conversation in a debate with Geertje.” And it happens, miraculously! In any case, Jetten’s promotional speech, packaged as an interview, on Europe (“countries must help each other”) continues in 8 years to run on wind and sun (the deal was 2050 but it is listed), coal (“I have to ensure security of energy supply”), nuclear energy (“we do not have the luxury of rejecting technologies”) and ITSELF. Bankrupt companies, bankrupt farmers, bankrupt bakers (Rob Jetten: “Just bake a loaf of bread at 120 degrees or something“), fishermen in pieces, people in pieces, the world gas price champion in the Netherlands, Vattenfall eats everything above the maximum price: ZERO CRITICAL QUESTIONS, but Rob Jetten spoke to a few people on the terrace. “Take what measures you can take.” Bleek.
Huge energy crisis, but that’s no fun for Rob Jetten either
