In this section of ‘Herrera in COPE’, Anthony Agredano mixes the “everyday and exotic” with a particular vision of things in life capable of matching with the most surprising in their “Perplexed Chronicles”.
If I sometimes doubt intelligent life on Earth, how can I believe in intelligent life on other planets? I want to believe. I want to think that beyond Orion there are hyperspace kebab restaurants for aliens who go blind from march.
The problem with aliens is that it is not harmonized. If tomorrow a spaceship stops in the middle of the Plaza de las Tendillas, you don’t know if ET is going to be downloaded or Predator is going to be downloaded. And of course. Things change a lot.
ET, by the way, what swollen crying when he gets sick. And he sees that he is ugly ET, well, you love him the most. I remember ET a lot when I’m hungover. I get the same little face and I move my hand like this and say: my water, my ibuprofen…
A very profitable business would be to put a optics on another planet, because all aliens have very big eyes. They have to put the lenses in Carglass.
One theory is that aliens helped build the great monuments of our civilizations. If they were behind the pyramids, Atlantis, the moais… surely they were behind the gotelé. And surely the aliens were the first to put a porcelain Dalmatian at the entrance to the apartments.
And then this of the reptilians. that are among us And I see people who have strange faces and you don’t know if it’s the hyaluronic acid, the botox, the surgery, or it’s just that underneath they are like a lizard.
One thing that could happen to me is to be abducted by a UFO. I imagine the UFOs on the inside as the Bershka. With those lights and that music and full of peculiar people.
Anyway. I prefer to focus on what we have at hand. To meet in the third phase, that moment in which all friends, married, divorced and single, agree on a day and an hour and we can stay for dinner and have some refreshments and tell each other the old battles.
I only ask the aliens to land or not to land, but not to entertain us with little lights at dawn. And if they come down to Earth and stay with us, please let them do not form a new political party. Enough with what we have.
2023-07-03 09:30:14
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