On Wednesday, the Viennese and the tourists were quite unsettled. Or at least helpless. Finally, the water in the fountain was suddenly, no, not the red of the end of the world, but at least poisonous green. Okay, the phenomenon just has anyway five Wells affected and not all of them, but where should you get that from? knowledgeif you’re just ahead one stands? And even if they not bled apocalyptically, they still kind of looked like the bowls of wrath. Because this Bruce Banner doesn’t always get angry and then turns into an angry citizen, this Hulk?
Hey, was that the reaction of the City of Vienna to the report that Austria was graying much faster than any other country in the EU because the Eisenstadt area was “sealed” every year, i.e. concreted over? Five new green spaces, hello? On the other hand: What’s that going on Wiener what is happening in Eisenstadt? This is that Experienced his problem please.
Hm. Possibly a natural spectacle. As a result of climate change, algal blooms no longer only occur in the sea, but also in the city. Oh, probably just a few Irish overslept the time change. They haven’t switched to the Gregorian calendar yet. On Sunday at two in the morning, they would have had to put their clocks forward by 13 days (and one hour) to arrive in the present. In 1582 Pope Gregory XIII. As is well known, ten days were removed from the future without further ado, and in addition one or the other leap year. Moment: If Saint Patrick’s Day (March 17th), on which numerous bodies of water always turn green (rivers, beers . . .), according to the Julian calendar, would not start on Thursday been? So they were Orthodox Irish not. Is correct. Because once again this notorious radical group is responsible. I knew it: the Styrians.
Must be a promotion for their Styrian village, their invasion of the town hall square this weekend. The MA 31, responsible for the water, of course immediately omitted the greeting from the “green heart of Austria”, all racists apparently; but without these foreigners, the Styrians, they would be unemployed. After all, the Viennese water comes out whose Alps. Partially.
Oh, the Styrians left a message: “Green gas = dirty lie.” (Eh. Gas is colorless.) Sounds not very Styrian. Maybe because that’s actually what Extinction Rebellion activists scrawled. But isn’t water liquid? Yes. Still. However, if global warming continues, it will eventually evaporate in the Donnerbrunnen like in the Zicksee. And have you ever heard of liquid gas? Besides, that’s what they think Erdgas. In protest against the gas conference, they poured uranium into the wells. San de deppat? Radioactivity? Sorry: urine. Did they pee too? A no: “uranine” means that. Uranium enriched with urine, i.e. anurinated? More like a fluorescent dye. actually has gut looked. (Better than the “pouring pictures” of the last generation.) The climate fighters definitely have artistic talent. Unfortunately, her actionist watercolors don’t last long. Because the MA 31 always pulls the plug on them right away? Well, or because uranine breaks down in daylight.
