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# OpinionPD | Javi Gracia, open a Tinder, by Dani Meroño (@Dani_Merono)

VALENCIA. In these times, it is difficult for everyone to like you, in fact, it is difficult to even like yourself. But what about Javi Gracia, no longer has any possible explanation. Today I’m going to try again, because I think Javi Gracia doesn’t have Tinder.

The applications to find love – because whoever says it is friendship lies like a scoundrel – they serve to feel loved and, with good luck, find love. Tinder It is the queen of the applications to meet people now, although in my time it reigned Badoo – Did I say know or triskar? Although, as in everything there were those who used the Messenger to bind and finish off, that was from cracks.

We don’t ask Javi Gracia to be able to do that on Messenger, which would be like winning the league with this team. But on Messenger you could keep the conversation going, give him a couple of buzzing so that he would realize that you were there and put the thing on track for when you had it in front of you, just having to finish the job. I thought that Javi Gracia, due to age and experience, had Messenger but not even that.

Because that is what Javi Gracia should do, work and work during the week so that the find just have to finish or at least try. This team works concepts and tries, but does not hit the ball. And he does not do it because they do not speak enough, there is no connection with the coach. There is no love between the squad and the coaching staff. It is something palpable that Javi Gracia is loved by few people in the club – and outside of it – but if we have to hold out until June, at least we will try to work with the best predisposition, attitude and understanding possible. If someone is not at the level, it is true that he gives him some touch -or buzz- to wake him up like Guedes or Maxi, but he is not able to maintain a line of work -or Messenger conversation- capable of hooking the group until weekend. They disconnect. They put themselves in the classic “Away” mode that was so angry when they didn’t give you a damn and they let time pass until you got the hell out of yourself.

I do not understand how in the previous game the system did not work enough. He did two of the four possible workouts, but in this type of situation he had to do it until the last breath of the last training session. Each teacher has his booklet, and I have colleagues who put cam on Messenger the first day and succeeded, but it was not the usual thing.

Javi Gracia must be updated. When you open a Tinder –A friend of mine has told me eh, that I have never had… -, you have to put a good profile photo, a cool description –especially if you are difficult to see- and, if you want, pay to have a series of advantages like superlikes, boost, gold and things like that so that things go faster or have more possibilities swiping. You go through profiles and say if you like the aunt or not – in my case, well in that of my cousin, or was he my friend? -. If you match, start the chat, if you don’t match, you’re going to fry asparagus.

Púes Javi Gracia does not put his best photo, nor does an adequate description come up, nor, obviously, does he pay for superlikes. He did not put the best eleven possible – neither this nor the last times – since if you want to get the ball played from behind with the defense, Guillamón in the center of the back or even Ferro in that trident, they could have done a better role. Problems with the exit of the ball, the channeling and the arrival –beyond individual errors-. Then, once the game started and seeing that “the photo” was not the right one, he did not correct anything “in the description” until well into the second half. And it didn’t work either. The bad, incomplete and ineffective description to achieve the objective. If you see that they do not give you a ball with what you have put in the profile, react and try something else; because otherwise you end up clapping. And finally, Meriton has not bought him superlikes, but he has managed to get you to get a “trial subscription” as loan players that you do not even use to see how they are doing. He never puts a signing out of conviction, just out of extreme necessity. Something that I don’t understand. I, if I have superlikes –well, my friend… – I use them with what I think is convenient to at least have an alternative. Okay, Meriton is like that supposed colleague who encourages you to leave your girlfriend, tells you to go in there because you are going to get blown up to flirt, he sells you all in pink and then neither one thing nor the other … we know that you Friend is a jeta and has cheated on you but, once inside the app, give it a try: You have nothing to lose. Like his season at Valencia CF.

Javi Gracia on Tinder does like those who are testing to see if the flute sounds. They give the most of likes and swipe to the right to see if there is luck. Sometimes they listen to him and a match comes out as a victory, others nothing happens and draws, but in some they color your face. It is true that sometimes with this system you were linked to the biggest stud, but other times it was a mirage and it was a hunk.

Jokes aside, Javi Gracia will not continue next season and continues to make merits to get out of it hastily. The fault of everything is of Meriton, of course, but we cannot always excuse ourselves in that when you have equipment to, at least, not suffer as much as we are suffering this campaign. Nobody wants that and, therefore, they do not want a coach who is unfazed by situations like this.

So, Javi Gracia, in short, you only have two options to feel loved here in Valencia: Win games or open a Tinder.

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