Hanging loosely on his kitchen chair, Rolf Miller unwound a lot of life wisdom at the Limbach Odenwald Open Air. He also knows his way around politics: “Every third politician is as stupid as the two or more”. Photo: Köbler
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From Uwe Köbler
Limbach. Actually, you would have the organizers of the Odenwald Open Air in Limbach can only congratulate at this point. With Rolf Miller, the young festival planners brought a real “bang” to the stage. Almost two hours of laughter were guaranteed. But there was one big downer: the rather weak attendance. as Rolf Miller entered the stage in short jeans shortly after 8 p.m., only the deckchairs in front of the stage were fully occupied. There were huge gaps on the benches, which also astonished Limbach’s mayor Thorsten Weber, who also did not want to miss the “Miller” line of thought.
Miller, who initially differentiated the audience into Biontech and Astra-Zeneca and reported on his finding that “every third politician is as stupid as the two or more”, had a lot to tell. For example, from his experiences with the pizza maker Filippo, in whose cellar there was even snow in summer, and for whom Al Bino and Ramona’s tape is still playing for a long time because it no longer goes out of the recorder.
Of course, the unfinished sentences and trains of thought were just as missing as the leaps of thought from the pizzeria to the villages of the Odenwald to football topics such as the new PSG team. Miller knows his way around: The M-Babbedeckel can run for eleven seconds in a row, Neymar is the only one who can manage a swallow while standing, and Messi “heals” because he already meets Ramos in training. In addition to football know-it-all Bela Rethy, Dr. Müller-Wohlfahrt, Winnetou’s half-sister, who allegedly only treats with globules from the earlier Pelikan ink cartridge. Bobbele Becker, whose paternity test was a waste of money on his daughter, is one of the sports medicine doctor’s customers.
Those who listened carefully learned a lot about the family relationships in the Miller clan, for example from “Vonkel”, who was father and uncle at the same time, and from “Brummer”, who today has a daughter herself who is in a relationship with a recumbent bike user. And the circle of friends with Jürgen and Achim and Rolf was also discussed. Their experiences in all sorts of situations, from the desire to have children to the double bad luck with the women (one left, one unfortunately stayed) caused roaring laughter on the festival meadow.
Miller never left out a topic, reported on the Rolling Stones, who now have to tie Keith Richards to the guitar, on the royal houses – even if he doesn’t care that Prince Harry is now driving a Megane – and the Japanese, which you can visit every day in Heidelberg . There they look for “the way to the Schlob” because they think the ß is a capital B.
The e-cars, which politicians have finally realized that they need electricity, were just as much an issue as Crete (or Greta?) And the realization that nobody needs the British and the Swiss. Whether anyone even knew a Swiss was one of the questions that bothered Miller. He described Kim Jong-un as the only Korean who was overweight – although he didn’t know any other Koreans.
In his reflections on the kitchen chair, Miller did not let himself be deterred by a combine harvester fueling next door and a text hanger, which his partner ended with the appropriate keyword. “Sure, I have to stay with Karl Lagerfeld,” said Miller, who, like Boris Becker, looked up everything for Lagerfeld because they live or lived on their own planet. “You have to like women over 40,” says Rolf Miller, who noted that “#metoo” was also “earlier”, but was given a different name. He is not well versed in television technology because he finds news with the constant three-way combination “RKI levels, Lauterbach and Spahn” just as boring as Markus Lanz, whom he brilliantly imitates.
He likes best when he can “remark”. Because “noticing is simply not doing anything”, Miller knows, who received a long applause at the end of his performance. “Running out and in is too much for me,” explained the cabaret artist, who then thanked him for a “nice audience” (“I have to look at it for two hours”) and recommended: “If you want a selfie, just take one . “
Finally, he gave insights into his private humor, which works rather wordlessly but with a lot of gestures. “The babbling was more professional,” explained Miller, who showed in Limbach that he also presents “the professional” professionally in front of a small audience so that everyone gets their money’s worth.
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