The Cuban activist Eliécer Ávila, better known on social media by his nickname ‘Cabo Malanga’, appeared this week at the podcast of the Pichy Boys, where they played controversial songs that while most people would be embarrassed to admit to Ávila seem to fill him with pride.
One of the first topics of conversation that left a bad taste in the mouth came after the humorous duo asked Cabo Malanga which female reproductive organ in the animal kingdom was most similar to that of women.
While anyone else might consider the question in bad taste, Ávila was quick to respond that he considered it to be the pig, which unleashed a series of responses and ridicule from the Pichy Boys, who recommended never eating pork at home. of the activist.
After this, the duo did not hesitate to ask, according to Ávila’s experience, which was the most difficult animal to subdue for sexual relations, all in a mocking tone that did not fit with the delicate topic they were talking about.
“Of the animals, which one is more uncomfortable,” the comedians asked, while Ávila, with what appears to be pride, stated that he wanted to “demystify” some things that were said.
“I came to uncover the whole truth. Today you are going to know that there are things that do not work, you have not heard that, that is from everyone who has not done it” he said while affirming that if you wanted to have relations with a goat, one could not just put the animal’s paws in the pockets.
“That doesn’t work, no, no, the goat has a helmet and the hooves have points, and they cut, and scratch and bother, you can’t imagine,” he explained in great detail, while pointing out that the animals used to resist.
“The goat is toxic! Be careful with the goat,” the duo added while their guest continued with the topic, demonstrating a disturbing experience on the matter.
“It hurts you a lot and no, that doesn’t work, it’s a story, the best way to get a goat is with an accomplice,” he explained.
Corporal Malanga indicated that this was a relatively common practice among the youngest in his community, and that, despite the great experience he had demonstrated with the subject, he assured that there were other adolescents who were much worse.
“Let me explain something to you, I was not ‘the bad guy’. Remember that I was always studious, with a scholarship and that, but one weekend I was going to herd my uncle Miguel’s goats with the boys’ picket and everyone else was more ‘black belt’ than me.”
Later, almost as a justification, Ávila indicated that his role used to be that of “accomplice” for others, as if that improved the image left by such an anecdote. “I was like ‘hold the goat there, so it can do something’, eh? But it wasn’t like ‘the bad guy’, so that people wouldn’t say: ‘damn, the bad guy’, no, there’s sicker,” he added.
The topic of farm animals continued for a few more minutes, but eventually shifted to other anecdotes from the activist’s childhood.
After the Pichy Boys indicated that they ignored the part about the animals because they were not nearby in Havana, Ávila agreed with them, pointing out that in the capital they tended to lean towards the videos due to the access that the capital to DVDs and computers.
Not content with the conversation up to that point, the duo decided to ask Cabo Malanga for more stories, questioning him about a visit to a nudist beach in Spain, something he apparently usually tells his close friends.
There the activist confessed without an ounce of shame that he tends to get excited easily, something that has brought him problems in certain situations. “I have an easy erection,” he said while the duo couldn’t help but laugh at the unfortunate phrase.
In his last anecdote, Ávila said that he visited a nudist beach in Barcelona because he wanted to live that experience and wanted to prove to himself that he could control himself in a nudist environment.
Upon arrival, he points out that he saw a group of young people between 19 and 20 years old, something that made him nervous, in great detail, and with his characteristic lack of shame, Ávila described them in somewhat derogatory terms, referring to their breasts. like “war tank turrets”, emphasizing the movement they made when walking.
Corporal Malanga said that he had set himself the goal of being able to walk towards the group of young university students without suffering an erection, but that halfway there he could not meet his goal, so he asked the friend who was accompanying him to leave the place. , due to their lack of control.
After these anecdotes, which reveal the true type of person that the so-called Cabo Malanga is, he had the audacity to affirm that he had his sights set on politics, even suggesting that he could become president.
For this, he said that he should first become a millionaire, so that he can enter politics without having to collect money, as most officials aspiring to positions of power do.
“It’s good, and besides I’m going to make it, without a doubt I have to get there, (…) unless the communists kill me,” he stated while saying that he planned to eventually become a successful businessman.
While having these types of aspirations is nothing bad, one can’t help but wonder what Ávila is thinking, especially given the nature he displayed during the podcast with the humorous duo.
Certainly, while many politicians have pasts that could affect their careers, the stories of what he did as a young man are on another level, and one cannot help but think what kind of person would vote for Eliécer Ávila during his hypothetical campaign after the elections. stories he shared on this occasion.
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