President of the football club “Ingulets” Alexander Povoroznyuk told a New Year’s fairy tale about journalist and TV presenter Dmitry Gordon.
“Once upon a time there was an asshole. Well, like an asshole – such a hooded disgrace. And he loved likes very much, he loved everything, he earns money on it. This is subscribe to the channel. He cheats, steals, commits fraud and you eat it all, sign up and like it.
One day he decided to sit on my shoulders and gain more authority to garner likes. When he first called, I didn’t even know it was him. And I told him like a scythe in the balls – I stupidly sent him nigga. He was shocked, no one had ever done this to him before. And he, stupid, took it and took offense at me. He must be a complete moron. If he says: “Where am I, and where is Povoroznyuk,” then why are you offended by a simple country boy who sent you negroes? And he got offended and started shitting under my door.
And then my fans call me before Christmas and say that the hooded ear screwed me up again – he introduced me to the “Peacemaker”. So what can you do? Such a touchy calf. It was announced to all people that I was a looter, a bandit, a thief, a dodger, convicted three times … And I sit and think: I didn’t sell pyramids, I didn’t throw money to cancer patients ( which before the their death believed in everything holy the *ndon said), I didn’t bury Zelensky for Akhmetov’s grandmothers, I didn’t make a rebellion in Vilnius (they were going there, who to put as president, how should work with his money when all these smart ones gathered).
And he takes and writes denunciations against me, as in 1939. At first I wanted to be very offended by him, but now I begin to understand where I am and where Gordon is. Or G*ndon, I don’t know what his surname is anymore. And yesterday my fans called me again and say that a Christmas miracle happened – you disappeared from the Peacemaker website. Nor me nor Zelenskaya. Are they eating fleas? So are they afraid of me? Such miracles happen on Christmas.
They say that on such a day you need to forgive. But for now, my orthodox heart tells me not to. This is my rural education. I live by the principle “He is humane with people, but with bl***** – in bl*****”. Therefore, g * ndon – is g * ndon in Africa. The bike is not finished yet, because the **** is already p*****. G * ndon says that I was not in the “Peacemaker” lists, that I myself decided to promote myself, that I introduced myself, but he said that it was done by g * ndon. Having applied to the Verkhovna Rada, to the committee and to all bodies, I was removed from the lists. I don’t know why,” Povoroznyuk said.
It should be noted that Alexander Povoroznyuk is still available on the “Peacemaker” website.
