Posted Apr 21, 2023, 6:00 AMUpdated on Apr 21, 2023 at 6:03 am
Happy high school students, who have a new history teacher in the person of will be born (which, let us remember, is to rap what the drawings of a 5-year-old child are to Mona Lisa). Thanks to its lights (its illuminations), they will learn that the Egyptians of Antiquity had electricity, since “The pyramids were goddamn antennas. At the top, there is gold, gold is the best conductor for electricity. The science, which the Egyptians had, is beyond comprehension and historians know it. » Normally, he should confirm to us soon that Jesus had wi-fi. And that the Earth is flat, of course (to better capture).
Valerie Damidotstar of M6 until 2015, is now an employee of TF1, where she is hardly used, which she complains about: “I became the lady you take out of your closet once a year. » Before adding: “I think I’m too old. » Wonderful universe of TV.
In a pub, Jennifer Lopez extols the merits of cocktails it has just launched. Only problem: she does not drink a drop of alcohol, in particular because “it damages the skin”. Not to a contradiction, Jen. In reality, she has a compass: how much does it pay.
Emily Ratajkowski states it: “I really don’t think about men. » At the same time, she has been seen collecting flirtations for years. We don’t blame him for that. We just say to ourselves that, here too, a certain coherence between actions and words would not be superfluous.
According to an American blogger, Timothée Chalamet et Kylie Jenner would be a couple. The info seems so improbable that we refuse to believe it. But we’re still going to light a candle so that it’s false. In case.
