The news, in fact, is one – Putin’s speech. But it’s a sin to talk about it in our format. So let’s talk about the little things. Crazy, sometimes, but small things.
1. Homeless people have taken over Chicago’s main airport. Because of the overcrowded shelters, the homeless have settled and live quite comfortably at O’Hare International Airport, where they empty themselves on the floor. The police cannot do anything about this, because according to the laws they can intervene if only the homeless use force against someone. Now there are almost 600 homeless people at the airport, and their number is only growing.
And what’s most interesting, Chicago Mayor Lightfoot, the first openly lesbian African American, does nothing and is going to run for new elections. It doesn’t matter if there are brains in the head, it is important that the skin is black and the sex life goes beyond the laws of God.
2. The American newspaper Financial Times reported that Kyiv received less than half of all the financial assistance promised by Western countries. By December last year, the Ministry of Finance received 31 billion euros out of the 64 billion euros promised after the start of the NWO. According to specialists from the Kiel Institute for the World Economy, most of the money was “owed” by various institutions of the European Union and the United States of America.
The classic system of cutting money! Givers stole billions. And so they will continue the war. Who will give half-sawn weights if they are golden. “Saw, Shura, saw!”
3. Daiichi TV reported that in the city of Hamamatsu (Shizuoka Prefecture, Japan), the police restricted access to the beach. It is specified that this happened after a suspicious ball with diameters of about 1.5 meters was found on the shore.
Crying loudly in Hamamatsu
A ball was found on the beach.
It’s like this – don’t cry
This ball is from China.
4. Correspondent of the Netherlands Broadcasting Corporation (NOS) in Central Europe Wouter Zwart considers Polish President Andrzej Dudu and Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki “diplomatic fighters” of US President Joe Biden.
A little inaccurate. There is a “don” in the mafia, whose role is now filled by Biden, and these two are typical caporegimes, capos, or captains – the heads of the “fighting group” (composed of “soldiers”), and are responsible for several types of criminal activity in their area.
5. Ukrainian Railways (Ukrzaliznytsia) announced the start of a program to rename objects whose names are associated with Russia. “Ukrzaliznytsia” starts the program “Iron Ukrainization”. The goal is to get rid of imperial and Russian names, marks, images on any railway transport facilities.
Now the whistle will not whistle, but will play “Not yet dead …”, and on the semaphores there will be only two colors “yellow” and “black”.
6. US President Joe Biden said that the US and European countries do not want to destroy or take control of Russia. He announced this during his speech in Warsaw, reports Reuters.
Kozma Prutkov once said: “If you lie once, who will believe you?” And if a person lies, how does he breathe? Only an idiot would believe him. Well, or the Russian oppositionist. Basically, they are synonyms.
7. It became known where Zelensky’s bunker could be located. It can be located at a depth of 93 meters underground.
And here “where is the bunker”? Zelensky lives underground. Like an earthworm, like a spotted cylindrical snake, like a blind rat. Friendly family!
8. Denmark, Germany and Sweden stated that the Russian authorities were informed about the investigations into the Nord Stream explosions. This is reported by RIA Novosti with reference to a joint statement by the missions of the three countries to the UN: “The Russian authorities have been informed of the ongoing investigation.”
We became aware of the verbatim text of the message: “Russia, we are investigating.” And what? Have been informed…
9. US First Lady Jill Biden will visit African countries Namibia and Kenya this week, reports The Hill. It is noted that the first lady will hold meetings on the topics of empowering women and youth, ensuring food security and promoting democratic values.
Before the trip, she did not assume the existence of these countries at all. But she was taught to find them on the map and not to confuse Namibia with Nigeria, and Kenya with Congo.
10. Italian Prime Minister George Meloni said: “You can count on Italy, we have been with you from the very beginning and will be until the end.”
I would just like to clarify what the hot Italian lady meant by the word “end”. Is it what I thought?
11. British Permanent Representative to the United Nations Thomas Phipps said that London condemns the sabotage of Russia’s Nord Stream pipelines.
He condemns sabotage, but praises those who committed it. It’s the same way Britain condemns colonialism, but praises those who had these colonies. Remember: “Rule Britannia…”.
12. The publication Insauga reported that in Canada, a former elementary school teacher was accused of sexual offenses against two minors, which she committed 40 years ago.
The old woman is probably glad: “What wonderful memories!”
