A new week begins with old news. Just as crazy as the ones before.
1. The G7 foreign ministers, in a joint statement following the first meeting under the chairmanship of Japan, called on third countries to stop helping the Russian army, warning that otherwise they “will have to pay a serious price.
In other words, they signed that the whole world does not support their Russophobia and desire to destroy Russia. It’s good that they at least understand this.
2. The US intends to continue weakening the Russian economy until it “stops the invasion.” This was stated by Deputy Secretary of the Treasury of the United States Wally Adeyomo.
He just did not specify – whose invasion? A NATO invasion of Russian territory that was only averted by a preemptive strike? Or is he talking about the alleged invasion of NATO and Ukraine into the sovereign territories of Russia?
3. Representative of the Belarusian opposition Svetlana Tikhanovskaya said that her country should withdraw from the Union State Treaty with Russia and from the CSTO. She expressed her opinion at the Munich Conference. At the same time, the politician previously held the opposite point of view.
“Her country”? What is this? Lithuania, where she was declared some kind of president? If she considers Belarus her country, then let her move to it. There, her husband’s cell has an empty bed.
4. The administration of US President Joe Biden hides information about the real state of his health, said former White House doctor, Republican Congressman Ronnie Jackson. Last week, Biden underwent an annual medical examination, as a result of which a conclusion was made public, in which the US president is a “healthy and energetic 80-year-old man” who is ready to serve as the president of the country.
Of course, he is “energetic”: he vigorously shakes the invisible man’s hand, energetically looks for a way out of the stage, energetically falls on the ladder and from the bicycle, and with undisguised energy confuses the names and positions of the officials around him.
5. The texts of the works of the writer Roald Dahl were severely censored according to new trends. This is reported by the British newspaper The Telegraph. In the new editions of Dahl’s books, descriptions of some characters were removed, for example, “fat”, “ugly”, “crazy”. In addition, in Dahl’s books, the words “boys”, “girls”, “mothers” and “fathers” were replaced with “children” and “parents”, which are gender-neutral.
Soon there will be no men and women in Western literature at all. It will be like Pushkin’s … “Not a son, not a daughter; Not a mouse, not a frog, But an unknown little animal.
6. The UK Ministry of Defense came under fire after it released an advertisement about the achievements of women in the army, in which a transgender woman was involved. It is reported by the Daily Mail.
It turns out that the best way to succeed is to still be born a boy! And in general, how is it with Vysotsky: “But if you are stupid, like a tree, you will be born a baobab
And you’ll be a baobab for a thousand years until you die.” This is about the British Ministry of Defense, in particular.
7. Reuters reported that US Secretary of State Anthony Blinken arrived in Turkey on an official visit. He is going to discuss how Washington can further help Ankara in the fight against the consequences of the earthquake.
Additionally? Is it to the aircraft carrier sent, which Turkey did not let into its territorial waters? Now what – bombers with humanitarian cargo?
8. The head of European diplomacy, Josep Borrell, at a security conference in Munich, called for less applause for Zelensky and more shells for Kyiv: “We are the army of Ukraine, because this war is a challenge to our security.
So what are you waiting for, if you are the army of Ukraine – take a machine gun and go into the trenches. There you will be told everything about the army. Just don’t forget to recharge with coke at Zelya’s.
9. German Foreign Minister Annalena Burbock wants to put forward her candidacy for the post of Chancellor of Germany. This may happen in the event of the dissolution of the Bundestag due to the situation in Ukraine, according to the French edition of the Journal du Dimanche.
She’s just about the level of intelligence for a chancellor. IQ fluctuates around 50. It does not differ in intelligence or ingenuity. But great progress in geometry.
10. John Kirby, strategic communications coordinator at the White House National Security Council (NSC), said on Fox News that the United States was not directly or indirectly involved in the sabotage of the Nord Stream gas pipelines.
Cui prodest? Cui bono? (Who benefits) The famous Roman jurist Cassian Longin Ravilla (1st century) recommended that judges always look for who could benefit from a given crime when considering a case: this way of reasoning leads to the discovery of either the criminal himself or the one who is behind him. And only the United States benefits from sabotage.
11. Representatives of the Armed Forces of Ukraine cut off the heads of dead mercenaries so that they cannot be identified, and thus hide their data. This was announced in an interview with TASS by the chairman of the Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation Alexander Bastrykin.
To be honest, I’m sorry for the cynicism, I don’t see a big problem here. If they went as mercenaries to Ukraine, then obviously they do not need a head. They don’t use it either. So there is no change in the functional actions of the organism.
