Morbius is the latest film from Sony’s Spiderman University. At the same time, it is another film vehicle that Jared Leto took in the passenger seat and tried to prove that on the second kilometer he would not kick the driver out of the steering wheel and pull the steering into the nearest concrete wall.
And it’s my sad duty to say that Jared Leto didn’t fasten his seat belt again. In the eyes of the viewer and the entire film industry, he once again took his chance to rehabilitate himself.
Leto would need rehabilitation like salt. At the Razzies anti-scars, where the Golden Raspberry is awarded for the most horrific acting performances, Leto won this unenviable award a few days ago for his film Clan Gucii as the worst supporting actor.
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And for the same film, he was also a hot candidate in the category of the worst film combo, which in this case represented the actor himself and his eight-kilo latex mask, geek’s clothes and a cute Italian accent.
At the same time, the Gucci clan is not the only otherwise compelling film that Leto has dangerously brought to the brink of failure. Remember Blade Runner 2049? Nice movie, isn’t it? But something was wrong with him. Jared Leto.
However, Leto can also break films that have already come out of the editing room, and is only the messiah of their destructive arrival. Such a film was the first Suicide Squad before the franchise was saved by director James Gunn, where Leto essentially swapped his role as Joker through the windshield.
And I’m really sorry because I kind of like this guy, maybe because he looks a bit like Gwyneth Paltrow with a beard, and I like Gwyneth Paltrow and a beard, but Morbius, which explodes and smolders in theaters these days, it’s even worse.
True, it’s not just Jared Leto, but this man just has such a bad reputation that Morbia will not only be one of the most miserable films associated with the Marvel University, but most importantly, it will be another movie crash under which this legend is signed. And perhaps no one can resist the urge to look for a direct connection.
Morbius is a film that was recently captured by the incredibly successful Spider-Man: Homeless. It’s a film starring a new Spiderman villain – the vampire Morbius, who is such a low-budget variant of the Hulk. Like the Hulk, Morbius is a scientist in civilian life, and like the Hulk, he becomes an emissary of bloodthirsty chaos.
Morbius comes across this in one scene. While the Hulk says you don’t want to experience him when he’s “angry,” Morbius says you don’t want to experience him when he’s “hungry.”
Yes, that’s funny! There are a lot of potentially funny moments in Morbius. But they are completely driven into the country by giant tires of ingenuity and general dullness of the film, whose plot structure resembles a toilet game, which is played with raining cards.
Every joke is perfectly timed here. Each action is reminiscent of a computer game with random characters. Any logical sequence of events in the following scene is ruthlessly beaten, and the character development is as elaborate, as if you were throwing a randomly collected chicken coop on the barn wall and expecting to turn it into a new Sistine Chapel.
Things like this happen, like when a cloud of bats appears, the admitted variation on the musical motif of the rival Batman starts to play. Or things like when Matt Smith, who starred in Doctor Who, shows up on the screen, someone says, “This isn’t a doctor.” heverem.
I know it’s not all your fault, Jared. But your Paltrow peepers just shine like the lights of a truck, so you’re just the most visible about it.
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