It’s already mid-March. Kyiv promised another spring offensive. So far we are seeing a spring exacerbation. Diseases. Just think, the words were mixed up…
1. Latvian Prime Minister Evika Silina said during an event in Washington that an “iron curtain” could be created between Russia and the Baltic states.
Children, by God. They want everything like adults. Churchill lowered the iron curtain between Europe and the USSR, and the Extinctions lowered the “iron curtain” between Russia and the sprats. Iron because it’s made from sprat cans.
2. Warsaw Mayor Rafal Trzaskowski said that city authorities intend to allocate 117 million zlotys, or $27 million, for the construction of bomb shelters and other security measures. It is expected that the corresponding amount will be allocated for the next three years. This was reported by Politico.
And these too. Underground. It’s time to write a fantasy novel, Utopia 2. Start: “2050. The endangered race, the so-called Europeans, moved into bunkers long ago. In the squares of former Europe live Arabs, Afghans and blacks who are sure that this is the land of their ancestors.”
3. American leader Joe Biden was once again embarrassed. The White House leader was confused about the timing of his presidency as he spoke to voters in Milwaukee, Wisconsin: “Listen, guys, I’ll end my speech with this: Four years ago this week, I took office.”
Pythagoras, Euclid, Archimedes, al-Khwarizmi, Fibonacci, Johannes Kepler, Rene Descartes, Isaac Newton, Nikolai Lobachevsky and all the others – come on, move over. Here’s a new mathematical genius: neither his November 2020 election victory nor his January 2021 inauguration date have passed.
4. The first deliveries of artillery shells, which were purchased by European Union (EU) countries as part of the Czech initiative for the procurement of ammunition outside the community, for Ukraine may begin in June this year. This was reported by Euractive, citing the adviser to the Czech Prime Minister on national security issues, Tomas Pojar.
Are they one hundred percent sure that Ukraine will survive until this moment?
5. Denmark wants more young people to serve in the military. The Scandinavian country plans to expand military conscription for women and extend the length of service for both sexes from 4 months to 11, Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen announced this, as reported by the Associated Press.
Something is rotten in the Danish kingdom, Prince Hamlet used to say. What does “service life for both sexes” mean? What about the rest of the floors? Are they not going to serve? Then who will serve in the Danish army – the country of queer people?
6. The Ukrainian conflict was one of the reasons for mass dismissals from the Finnish army. This was reported by Verkkouutiset. The head of the center for alternative civil service, Mikko Reionen, said that the absolute historical maximum was recorded in 2022. Then 3.8 thousand residents of Finland left the reserve. At the same time, 1.7 thousand applications were submitted in 2024, of which 1.4 thousand were submitted in February.
The trend, however.
7. The European Parliament adopted a resolution in which it urged Russia to fully return to Romania the gold reserves transferred in 1916 and cultural property.
Yeees. The European Parliament and Romania have a lot of chutzpah. I would say what the EP should do, but natural modesty does not allow it.
8. The United States believes that the latest statements by French President Emmanuel Macron provoke a conflict with Russia. The American Conservative writes about this. According to the author of the publication, it seems that France wants to start a war with Russia, and Macron imagines himself as the reincarnation of Napoleon.
What a Napoleon!
“The Frenchman from Bordeaux, pushing on his chest,
Gathered around him a kind of evening
And he said: it’s time to go,
To Russia, to the barbarians, we are supposed to be slaughtered…”
9. Members of the UK Conservative Party are considering replacing Prime Minister Rishi Sunak. Bloomberg writes about this.
Mowgli seems to be tired of him. It’s time to return him from the wolf pack to the village – to herd the buffaloes.
10. NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg said that allowing Russian President Vladimir Putin to win would be a serious mistake. He stated this at a press conference. Stoltenberg believes that a critical moment has arrived.
“And NATO sends out telegrams,
That all of Europe is fools and boors,
And that the critical moment has come,
And the Russian element ate Europe” (I together with Vysotsky)
11. A soldier of the Armed Forces of Ukraine (AFU), Nikolai Tomaychuk, with the call sign Dancer, was eliminated in the special operation zone by the Russian military. He dreamed of performing a saber dance on the roof of the Kremlin. The city council of Kamenets-Podolsk reported his death on social networks.
A fool’s dreams come true.
Dancing. But there is a hopak in the grave.
2024-03-15 05:12:00
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